As far as I can figure out on Independence Day Americans just make fun of Britain No joke, these are some things I found:
A.
Person 1: do you ever cry because you aren't British?
Person 2: yeah. tears of joy *picture of someone in an American flag like SWAG*
1: damn you America
B.
Dear Britian,
I GOT ONE LESS, ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA
C.
You're insecure,
I know what for,
It's because you lost,
The revolutionary wa-a-ar
D.
Mostly im glad that America got its independence because the British call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and I'm not about that
(Dafuq is a grilled cheese or cheese toasty???)
E.
JUST CALL US DOBBY BECAUSE WE'RE FREE!
Someone neglected to notice Dobby was british, didn't they?
F.
1: Americans are pushing this freedom thing too far
2: JUST LIKE WE PUSHED YOUR TEA OVER THE SIDE AND INTO THD OCEAN
................Guys, seriously.
