Retarded Owl

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So I was in class today and this girl in front of me kept turning around to talk to the boy next to me. Every time she turned around she made her eyes go ginormous and blinked really fast. Anyway after like the eighth time she did this and the teacher was out of the room she turned around and I was like, "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT? YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARDED OWL ON STEROIDS!" She blinked at me in surprise. I seriously wanted to murder her right then and there because it was so annoying. At least she stopped doing it.

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