Got my iPad back! :)
But I only have it for bout twenty minutes :(
I have finally figured out who my grandmothers godly parent would be.
It would be either Mr D because she hates children, likes wine a lot and can't remember names. She's been calling both Nat and me Natalie for the past week for gods damn sake.
Or Hera. Which I know isn't possible but she is so annoying I just want to dump her in the Little Tiber.
Or preferably a very fast moving river that lets out right into the ocean.