I. Need. My. Wifi.

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I.
I. Need.
I. Need. My.
I. Need. My. Precious.
I. Need. My. Precious. Wifi.

Or.
Or. I.
Or. I. Will.
Or. I. Will. Go.
Or. I. Will. Go. Freaking.
Or. I. Will. Go. Freaking. Mental.

Wait.
Wait. I.
Wait. I. Already.
Wait. I. Already. Have.

I.
I. Want.
I. Want. My.
I. Want. My. Freaking.
I. Want. My. Freaking. Wifi!

THIS IS BOB:
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STEPS!

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Bob walks down steps...

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And then he falls off the steps...
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And he keeps falling...

And falling...

And falling...

And falling...

And falling...x10000000 million

Untill...

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Bob lands in Tartarus and splits into many pieces and is promptly eaten by a drakon.

Oh my gods...Bob!!!

*bursts into tears*

Why does everything remind me of Heroes of Olympus?!?!

SEE?!?!?

I AM GOING CRAZY

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