OKAY I NEED TO RANT NOW.
BECAUSE SONE STUPID MOVIE DIRECTORS DECIDED TO NOT FUCKING READ THE BOOK.
AGAIN.
NO.
NO.
NO.
THOMAS KNOWS HIS NAME AS HE COMES UP THE BOX.
THE GRIEVER HOLE IS NOT A LEGITIMATE HOLE IN THE WALL.
THE PASSCODE IS NOT EIGHT FUCKING NUMBERS.
GRIEVERS ARE NOT GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS.
MINHO DOES NOT BUILD HIS OWN FUCKING MAZE.
WHY DOES NEWT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT
THEY DRAW THE MAZE DOWN ON FUCKING PAPER.
YES I AGREE CHUCK GIRLS ARE AWESOME BUT YOU STILL SHOULDN'T OF SAID THAT
WHAT IS UP WITH GALLY'S EYEBROWS
WHY DOES NEWT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE WEIRD BRIDGE BEFORE THE NOT-GRIEVER HOLE
WHY THE FUCK DOES CHANCELLOR AVA PAIGE FUCKING TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH TESTS AND FAKE HER DEATH
GALLY DOES NOT FUCKING DIE
WHY DOES NEWT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT
WHY IS MINHO NOT SASSY
WHY
WHY
WHY
Yes I am extremely pissed. That is why this is probably only the first or second time in this book I have actually sworn.
Also I need help to hide a few directors...bodies...after I hit them over the head with a softball bat...
