haikyuu headcanons

booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )

WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK

Daichi: Starts telling everyone stories about his hard work when he was trying to piece together the fallen Karasuno, pouring his heart out with no one listening at all.

Sugawara: Convinces himself that he wouldn't get wasted but ends up drinking too and a part of his shady side shows up. Luckily, no one is paying much attention to his words.

Asahi: Gets a whiff of the alcohol and starts going dizzy, sees stars and topples over. Lands on the table and actually falls asleep and drunk before anything even starts because he has seriously low alcohol tolerance.

Nishinoya: Can't even drink because he deems the liquid too bitter, but because he is a "man", he chugs a fourth of one bottle and faints.

Tanaka: Because his sister always gets drunk, he might have adapted to the act of drinking too so it comes in natural for him. Sadly, he doesn't have that much experience in drinking and passes out.

Ennoshita: Doesn't get as drunk as Daichi, but he only loses a slight sense of his sanity and starts to reminisce the days he quit volleyball. He's crying.

Narita: Because he is a very good citizen, he didn't come to join them, and you know the usual ritual when I write about Narita.

Kinoshita: Laughing and chit-chat everywhere while throwing his poor celphone around and across the room. We're lucky that it even managed to survive after all of that.

Kageyama: Has his head buried in his arms and they think he's just asleep, but then he suddenly starts sobbing and the sobbing grows louder. Soon enough, he's literally ranting on his middle school days when no one understood him.

Hinata: Was excited enough to taste alcohol, and it turns out that he has a high level of alcohol tolerance, but faints midway and joins Nishinoya in Drunkman Wonderland (do u get the cringey reference).

Tsukishima: Drinks the most volume of alcohol out of all the other people but turns out to be the last one standing sane at the end of the day, though he isn't completely sober. Just mildly, as in mildly, drunk.

Yamaguchi: Very drunk, like heck, and his Yandere side starts taking over him. He starts clinging to "Tsukki" for no one knows what (possibly dear life because "tsukki" is his life) and singing slurred serenades.

Kiyoko: She doesn't drink, okay? She is a responsible manager who would do anything to keep the team in order because she is awesome.

Yachi: Too afraid to even try alcohol but then she gets tempted by the devil (called Nishinoya lol i am so sorry) so she takes a swig. Luckily, her tolerance isn't weak so she just feels dizzy and warm.

Oikawa: Afraid to actually get drunk because he might end up spilling his secrets regarding his insecurities, but drinks too. Half and half, though he's still sane.

Iwaizumi: Gets into a freaking drinking contest with the Mad Dog because he is senpai, wins after the kouhai passes out and then sleeps right then and there.

Matsukawa: Takes pictures of everyone and posts beer memes and sake memes and every kind of meme that is available in the whole world. Drunk? Cannot be determined.

Hanamaki: Laughing at all the memes and then gets included in one of the memes, himself, but then he is too drunk to delete "Mattsun's" posts or even tell him to do so.

Kyoutani: No one knows how he got involved in a drinking contest with "Iwa-chan", but all we know is that he isn't friends with alcohol. Not at all.

Kuroo: Gets seriously wasted. Claws at and scratches everyone, starts speaking in broken English in between hiccups and dances around the room before falling limp on the floor with a cold body-- no, just kidding.

Kenma: No one knows how he got drunk because no one saw him get even a single shot glass containing alcohol, but oh well. He rants about and mourns over failed levels and undefeated bosses.

Yaku: Starts acting very different because he suddenly starts trying to strip everyone of their clothing and even waves a successfully-acquired shirt around like a lasso.

Lev: Is used to fine wines but never to Sake because it probably contains more alcohol volume than Italian wines (or Russian ones i guess). Drunk, has his shirt taken away by Yaku and passes out.

Taketora: Starts crying over the fainted people because his drunk self assumed that those children lying on the floor are already dead.

Akaashi: Still very quiet, just sits on the corner and watches everyone ruin the room and damage every form of property available. Eventually passes out so suddenly.

Bokuto: Hooting, attempting to fly and falling face-first on the floor repeatedly. He's lucky they even have Tatami mats old enough to be softer inside the room.

Ushijima: Trying to grasp Oikawa's shirt and telling him he "should have come to Shiratorizawa" while narrating tales of him as a child, suffering from judgemental people due to Sinistralism.

Tendou: Whips phone out and starts sending messages to every person that his contacts contain and inviting them to join him without even saying anything about the place or event.

Shirabu: Lies on the floor, his face pressed to the surface and is actually crying because he doesn't want his senpais to graduate.

Semi: Comforting Shirabu in a drunk way, eventually joining his nonsensical mourning and saying goodbye, words of having "had fun" in the volleyball team escaping his mouth while crying too.

Goshiki: Like Asahi, sniffs the alcohol, starts feeling funny and weird, collapses, hugs the floor and passes out finally because he's too young for this. Or atleast... he acts much too young.

Kawanishi: Playing Handpush Sumo with the sliding door and getting frustrated over the fact that it isn't going down just yet.

Terushima: Crawling around the room, under the table and knocks a bottle of beer over. He apologizes to a wall in random succession but isn't sane enough to return it to where it belonged to.

Eyyy any more characters? Except for the managers and all, though. RIP me.