haikyuu headcanons

random moments

DAICHI:

Daichi: *smells socks* . . . *smells socks again* . . . Why do my socks smell good what

SUGA:

Suga: *dancing to the eros music from yuri on ice inside the house* *poses* I'm the best. *hairflip* I'm so gorgeous! *poses* *dances*

ASAHI:

Asahi: . . . *eats a raw hotdog*

( true story )

NOYA:

Noya: *leans againt wall* *starts singing some dramatic song while pretending to cry*

- 2 mins later -

Noya: *on the floor, crying for real*

TANAKA:

Saeko: *fangirling over a yaoi pairing (idek)*

Tanaka: SIS CAN YOU SHUT-- *sees yaoi pairing*

Saeko: JUST LOOK AT THIS!

Tanaka: *starts fangirling over the yaoi pairing*

( true story #2 )

ENNOSHITA:

Ennoshita: . . . *stands up and does the chicken dance without music*

NARITA:

Narita: *wears a police uniform and starts acting like a cop inside his room*

KINOSHITA:

Kinoshita: No one waaants! To play chess with meee! *takes out chess board* Now I'll plaaay! *holds king piece and licks it* *sings* Aaall by myyyseeelf!

KAGEYAMA:

Kageyama: Peanut butter jelly-- was that jelly jam? . . . *shivers* did someone just lick me?

HINATA:

Hinata: *looking at homework* . . . *hears natsu screaming outside* YAAAAAY! *runs out*

TSUKISHIMA:

Akiteru: *enters kei's room* Hey, have you seen the--

Kei: *singing* *headbanging* HEY LIAR! *points at akiteru* HEY LIAR! *throws can of orange juice at door that barely misses akiteru's face* WHAT'DYOU THINK OF LIVING WITHOUT ME?! *wearing headphones*

Akiteru: *slowly backing out the door*

( go listen to all of one ok rock's songs go and true story #3 btw )

YAMAGUCHI:

Yamaguchi: Hmmm. . . *starts drawing a manga about a girl who has mental issues*

KIYOKO:

Kiyoko: *looking out the window*

- 5 mins later*

Kiyoko: *holding a machete, wearing full body half plate armor ( idk ), wearing spartan helmet and hiding under the bed*

YACHI:

Yachi: *reading textbooks from school*

- 10 mins later -

Yachi: *doodling shirtless kageyama and yamaguchi on the front page of her english textbook* *looks at the last page* *sees her earlier doodle of kiyoko in a two piece swimsuit* *runs out of house screaming*

OIKAWA:

Matsukawa and Hanamaki: *shows oikawa a meme*

Oikawa: *starts laughing and slaps Aone ( how tf )*

( true story #4 )

IWAIZUMI:

Iwaizumi: *looking at oikawa laughing* *starts singing* I see what you're wearing *moves face forward* There's nothing beneath it *tilts head to right side* Forgive me for staring *sniffs air* FORGIVE ME FOR BREATHING-- *headbutts the wall*

MATSUKAWA:

Matsukawa: *eating peanuts* *looks at tsukishima* *starts laughing and chokes on peanuts*

( true story #5 )

HANAMAKI:

Hanamaki: . . . *plunges face into pancake mix*

KUROO:

Kuroo: *from the bleachers* *screaming* WE LOVE YOU ISSEI-CHAN!

Yaku: *horrified face*

( true sTORY #6 )

KENMA:

Kenma: *stretches*

- 3 mins later -

Kenma: *trying to do a backbend*

YAKU:

Yaku: *playing minecraft*

Younger cousin: What'cha makin'? Is that a bottle of yakult?

- 1 min later -

Yaku: *crying outside the house with rain pouring down on his face*

( true story #7 )

LEV:

Lev: . . . *lying on his bed staring at the ceiling* . . . *sits up and starts doing the noodle arms*

BOKUTO:

Bokuto: I'm bored! *checks phone* . . . Still bored!

AKAASHI:

Akaashi: Today I will teach you all how to keep an idiot busy. *hands bokuto a piece of paper*

Bokuto: *reads*

Paper: HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY. FLIP THE PAGE TO SEE HOW.

Bokuto: *flips it over* *reads*

Paper: HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY. FLIP THE PAGE TO SEE HOW.

Bokuto: *flips paper* *reads*

- cycle goes on forever -

Akaashi: *very satisfied smile*

TERUSHIMA:

Terushima: . . . Barbosa! *poses*

USHIJIMA:

Ushijima: *brushing teeth* *stops* . . . *smiles and starts humming the melody of the toothpaste commercial*

( true story #8 )

TENDOU:

Tendou: *walking down the street* *sees a shop* *goes in*

- 16 mins later -

Tendou: *walking down the street wearing clip-on cat ears*

GOSHIKI:

Goshiki: *turns tv on* *sees spongebob* *looks around cautiously and sees no one* *smiles happily and watches*

SHIRABU:

Shirabu: *whistling the tune of that 'Summer' song from Regular Show* *starts dancing body waves*

SEMI:

Semi: *sees asahi*

Asahi: *meets his eyes*

Whole karasuno and shiratorizawa: *singing the My Love From the Star theme song*

Asahi: shut up, you bakas! *runs away crying*

Semi: *chases asahi crying* NUU DON'T GO!

- and that was when noya knew he was gay bc he felt jelly -

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True story #3 literally just happened to me six hours ago because I was looking for the bottle of disinfectant alcohol and my sister's door was unlocked so i kinda barged in like that and bam xD

True story #8 happened to me when I was like 10 xD