how to pick up girls ( or guys??? ) by Karasuno
daichi: start posing infront of the person, pretending to be casually standing
suga: smile and smile and smile, then stalk them so u can take an opportunity to save them when they're in trouble
asahi: be a man
nishinoya: just persistent flirting and being tsundere
tanaka: giving them something like heart bracelets with their name on it and literally tailing them
ennoshita: cheesy as fjck pick up lines 101 call 911 we're in trouble
narita: doesn't
Kinoshita: gives you chocolates and confession notes and kills you when you reject him
Kageyama: hold them by their collars. If they're heavy, use a lift. ( go back to the beginning of the chapter, you'll understand )
Hinata: be cool and emo
Tsukishima: doesn't; he just stands there and magically attracts ppl
Yamaguchi: just keep being cute. They'll eventually get lured into your--
( lmao it literally took me 2 weeks to finish this )
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Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
