haikyuu headcanons

kindergarten is fun

As Kindergarten Students;

Karasuno ( w/o kinoshita and narita sorry im not neglecting them im just )

Daichi
- protects ppl from bullies
- shares stuff and food with everybody
- but then someone calls him names and he starts to cry in a rlly scary way
- like. . . Deep voice crying kid

Sugawara
- at the back of the class
- glaring at everyone
- doesn't sing at all
- once dumped a box of crayons over the teacher's head
- no one talks to him ( oho )

Asahi
- tripping everywhere and crying
- tallest in class
- has the best artworks
- everyone loves him dun worry

Nishinoya
- really loud, leading class songs
- volunteering for everything
- knows how to cook scrambled eggs and soup at this age
- broke the tv one time
- held hands with everyone when walking with them

Tanaka
- had long, shiny black hair
- the kid who plays with girls
- loud, high-pitched laughing
- always complaining about the room temperature
- sharp af teeth

Ennoshita
- didn't look like ennoshita at all
- very quiet and acts like mute
- had the best handwriting
- reads history books

Kageyama
- sleeps in class all the time while drooling ( the teacher fangirled )
- really smol hands but could draw awesomeness
- couldn't really talk
- shoujo-sized eyes

Hinata
- never runs out of energy
- always getting himself reprimanded by teachers
- talks to everyone even though they're afraid of him by now
- the only kid who never cried ( like, he even smiled when he fell face first )

Tsukishima
- likes to steal the english dictionary from under the teacher's table
- borrows books everyday
- always cries bc he too perceptive for a child and senses shit but cries in the restroom

Yamaguchi
- tries to approach someone but rip anxiety
- hiding his face bc freckles
- always went to the restroom to send reassuring words to whoever was crying behind that door ( OHO SORRY BUT OHO OHO I HAD TO SHIP BC I'M HIGH RN )

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa
- chubby af but he was rlly loved bc cute
- teacher's pet
- gets one of each of all the awards
- wore shoes that light up when you stomp on the ground with them

Iwaizumi
- really smol kid but rlly strong
- he could carry chairs
- once lost his mechanical pencil and started telling everyone they were thieves

Kyoutani
- did nothing but eat his snacks at the back of the classroom
- bites teachers' hands when he gets annoyed
- always grumpy so no friends
- but was the first one to approach this girl then they were friends

Matsukawa
- a nerd about swimming
- he brought action figures to school
- accidentally punches people too hard when laughing
- made 99.9% of the class cry
- loves swords

Hanamaki
- had a small braid at the back of his head
- the type of kid who didn't want his parent or guardian to leave
- didn't like milk like wth
- could do headspins and various break dancing moves
- karate kid #1

Watari
- was like rlly gay and everyone noticed
- he once went to school wearing a pair of red sandals
- played chess with teachers and won

Nekoma

Kuroo
- cartwheeling and doing stunts
- hit his head on the table but meh
- gave roses to the teacher on Valentine's day while wearing shades and wiggling eyebrows where did he even
- was very capable of himself but didn't even know how to tie his shoelaces HA

Kenma
- staring at the tv even tho nothing's playing on it
- never touched paint during artwork time bc he didn't like his hands dirty
- karate kid #2
- sometimes leaves paper blank
- instead of bread he was always given chips for snacks
- draws animals

Lev
- ice skating ( *cough* )
- ICE SKATING IN MOTHERFREAKING RUSSIA but school in Japan
- had long hair ( y'know, like viktor. . . )
- was very famous at school because he could go ice skating at that age
- he liked this girl who came to his school everyday in the afternoon whose name was Yuri ( SORRY LEV I JUST HAD TO )

Yaku
- was homeschooled half of his life so nawh he didn't kindergarten
- but he tortured the tutor in ways we do not want to talk about ( jk it's like. . . closing the lid of the piano when the tutor is playing a piece for him )
- always watched the sports channel when this russian kid was going to be competing in an ice skating competition and often sneaked out to visit this school he was in and disguises as a girl named Yuri ( COUGH SORRY COUGH )

Taketora
- was the kid who knew everything about this "crush" thingy and every girl in class was his "crush"
- peed his pants all the time
- but he never runs out of pride and continues to excel in class pls take him as a good example and be proud of this child

Innouka
- never ran out of money
- he buys everyone ice cream after class
- he had his hair down
- plays with everybody

Fukurodani

Bokuto
- spoiled rich kid who gets fetched by a car every afternoon
- brings basketballs to class
- couldn't read at all but oh well
- was that one kid who attempted to fly

Akaashi
- the noisiest kid in class
- hits everyone
- tallest
- running around everyday
- singing death metal ( do u see now how much ppl change )

Shiratorizawa ( suggestive words be like; shots York )

Ushijima
- tried to write right-handed
- spoke like a 30 year old
- chatting with the teachers
- drinking milk in class all da time
- could crack tables by punching em
- watches MMA

Tendou
- class clown
- paints on paper, walls and faces
- mischievous af and plays pranks on everyone including the teacher but no he framed someone else wtf tendou
- ballerina bc he wants to be the one to fulfill his mother's dream
- smiles all day despite sick, dying mother ( the best people r the saddest can i cry now ) ( no rlly can i idk what my mind did can i cry now wtf did i just )

Shirabu
- was very sweet but no, no one cannibalized him
- obsessed with flowers
- likes cologne
- karate kid #3
- black belter wooh

Goshiki
- zero self-confidence
- never sang with the class
- hunched shoulders
- eyes downcast
- comforting kids in class who were sad everyday
- everyone loved him

Semi
- crossed arms and legs
- talked to no one
- could already volleyball
- has long, wavy white hair that reached up to shoulders so he had been mistaken to be a girl all the time

Kawanishi
- his hair was already like that
- sharp teeth
- loved sharks
- ate nothing but fried chicken and raw carrots
- long arms

Now I'm sure you have seen Lev in a diff. Way. :P