haikyuu headcanons

7+1

The title is actually another SerVamp reference, I'm so sorry.

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Karasuno As Teachers ( too lazy for the others rn xDDD )

Daichi

- the teacher who won't start classes unless every student running late has arrived ( which usually gets complaints from other teachers and parents )

Suga
- the teacher whose kindness everyone takes advantage of ( e.g; begs for deadline extensions, shorter class periods etc ) but then fears after the first project bc he literally dumps those works with even a small blob of glue not in place and threw grammatically defective reports straight to the garbage collector's truck infront of his students

Asahi

- everyone falls asleep after 5 mins ( except those students HIGHLY concerned with their grades )

Noya

- youthful teacher who had been mistook for some classmate or a substitute when he entered the room but gets along with his students perfectly well, as if he's actually a highschooler, himself

Tanaka

- math teacher it's up to you to imagine the horror

Ennoshita

- the principal

Narita

- that one teacher who is lazy af but is famous af and favored by students over the others

Kinoshita

- the teacher who keeps making multimedia and social media references so his class is literally just a period to get the stress off your mind, though he's an ass when he gives work ( e.g; make a chocolate replica of the Eiffel tower in 30 minutes, not excluding the process of chopping, melting and cooling the chocolate or planning the whole piece ). . . did i forget to say he teaches home e.c?

Kageyama

- your plain and boring phys ed teacher with a twist; he's a young af teacher who gets hit on by the older female ( and male . . . ) teachers

Hinata

- the teacher who gets sent to the principal's office ( is this possible ) because he keeps making mistakes in his lessons due to nervousness and lack of preparation and drive, thus, resulting in an ugly manner of being tardy and has a tendency to give out wrong information about events, reports, etc.

Tsukishima

- the teacher who was fired on his first day of teaching elementary level students bc;

*in class introduction*

K: and you were born in?

Student: *name of hospital* sir

K: oh,thought you were born on the streets because that's where most accidents happen

Yamaguchi

- super sweet teacher who patiently tutors each one of you but gets stricter towards the end of classes for some particular unkown reason ( like, have u ever had these teachers ugh )