What HQ is doing at 1 am
Daichi: snoring
Suga: no one knows
Asahi: going to the bathroom and scaring children
Noya: splits
Tanaka: not breathing, aaa, help
Ennoshita: sulking
Narita: dancing to the newest hit song
Kinoshita: combing wigs
Kageyama: staring at the ceiling
Hinata: dreaming
Tsukishima: tying a noose
Yamaguchi: contemplating
Oikawa: instagram
Iwaizumi: stroking a bottle of protein
Kuroo: watching stuff. stuff.
Kenma: becomes the new 1st ranked in *insert new game*
Yaku: babysitting
Lev: listening to newly-composed music
Bokuto: eating spaghetti
Akaashi: giving his voodoo dolls a makeover
Ushijima: mooing
Tendou: on his 11th gallon of coffee
Semi: sleep-running on a treadmill
Shirabu: screaming as he got salt in his eyes
Goshiki: his mom combs his hair
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Fanfictiei wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
