haikyuu headcanons

the floor is lava

ok i will try not to plagiarize my own titles from now on.

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HQ: THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

daichi: scrambles to a closet and hides in it as if that'll keep him alive

suga: fries an egg

asahi: cries

noya: "i am thunder, lava is nothing omg stand back noya-senpai ganna save you"

tanaka: starts wondering if lava has hair-growing properties

ennoshita: starts trying to manipulate gravity

narita: takes down notes about the temperature of lava and the feeling of being dissolved

kinoshita: laughs like high

kageyama: goes google "how does lava taste like"

hinata: jumps so high in excitement and his head goes thru the ceiling

tsukishima: "oh thank god bye"

yamaguchi: stabbing the ground with a yandere face

oikawa: clings to iwa-chan "let's die together"

iwaizumi: desperately trying to pry oikawa off him and shove his pretty face into the lava

kuroo: starts explaining how floor cannot possibly turn into lava all too suddenly; science, man

kenma: nods and jumps out the window

yaku: vacuum cleaning the lava drinking yakult

lev: jumps around and his long arms and legs hit everything, thus, driving your world into chaos

bokuto: tries to fly

akaashi: climbs up to the chandelier and is being sebastian michaelis

ushijima: swims

tendou: "satan ain't flammable BISH I AIN'T FLAMMABLE MWAHAHA"

semi: singing let it go

goshiki: and is trying to be elsa

shirabu: while he pours ice cubes over them