haikyuu headcanons

shameful aaa

Karasuno and their most embarrassing moment;

Daichi

- was caught by his teammates looking at the latest issue of the 'indecent' magazines in the bookstore ( well your typical dad's like )

Suga

- he gobbled up food like a lunatic without knowing that his teammates were actually watching, then finding out later on ( women are conscious of how they eat i observed )

Asahi

- when several classmates pulled his pants down as a prank but they ended up pulling everything down infront of the class ( ummm please forgive me ) ( this actually happened to him for 3 times now )

Nishinoya

- when he slipped on the floor of their home economics ( lol ) classroom and hit his head and salivated like hell ( his pride is gone there were girls in there ) ( noya atleast i didn't tell them that time when u clung to asahi bc ghost story oops )

Tanaka

- when he was laughing at the teacher's face because he didn't notice the teacher enter the classroom ( to be honest this would be embarrassing af )

Ennoshita

- when he tried to do a jump serve and he looked absolutely gay while he did it ( everyone took pictures and set it as their wallpaper for one week ) ( pls forgive my sin chikara-chan )

Kageyama

- when someone made a joke while he was drinking milk and the milk came out of his nose because he laughed so hard so suddenly ( i remembered inside out so yeah )

Hinata

- doesn't get embarrassed at all like all he ever does is pretty much embarrassing ( well )

Tsukishima

- that time when he was about to walk out the door and someone poked his side so he jumped up in surprise and hit his head on the doorframe ( i have a grudge against tall people sorry )

Yamaguchi

- when he said "tsukki" in a very girly way because he was panicking about the fact that tsukki hit his head on the doorframe ( i can't think of anything else rip )

And everyone else's most embarrassing moment;

Oikawa

- when he didn't submit a homework on history in time and even called the male teacher "ma'am" after that ( idk he seems like nerd y )

Iwaizumi

- he tried to ride a bicycle but he fell over the moment he got into that bicycle riding position ( i remembered imaizumi from yowapeda lol )

Kuroo

- when he had this English speech and mispronounced "ALAS" as "ALASH" and he was so expressive too ( like japanese don't have the 's' sound like tanaka's 'shitty boy' ) ( kuroo im sorry i found it funny )

Kenma

- when he tripped on nothing at all during middle school's graduation ceremony right after he went down the stairs from the stage ( and then tripped again when he tried to get up ) ( again im sorry for spreading confidential info this time kenma )

Yaku

- when he was reading some book hidden behind a school book in class and the teacher went; "turn your books to page" and the story went downhill so yaku went "fcuk yyyou" ( and you know the misunderstanding )

Lev

- when he showed his face to nekoma the end ( xD )

Akaashi

- he fell into the open canal ( this would be embarrassing even for anyone ) ( im beyond salvation im sinning so much )

Bokuto

- refer to previous chapter

Ushijima

- the coach wore a frog t-shirt for unkown reasons and he screamed bloody murder and got hit on the head with a volleyball bc he didn't receive ( like that headcanon i gave u all about his fear of frogs and pushing oikawa into a dried up pond )

Tendou

- he was singing that tendou song and he choked on a fly ( his pride is broken now )

Semi

- . . . Meh. Can't see him get caught up in a shaming event ( like im serious )

Goshiki

- too many to mention

Shirabu ( oml i accidentally typed "shitabu" )

- when he accidentally typed his name as "shitabu" when his classmate asked for his name via messaging ( lol sorry it's 3 am i can't think straight i think gay )

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I need the younger me back she was much more normal //slapped