( so this is kind of like gcs on fb messenger )
GC #1 *June 1, 2017*
Yaku: *accidentally types "SLAT" instead of "SALT"*
Tsukishima named the groupchat SLAAAT.
Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.
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GC #2 *June 17, 2017*
Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.
[Seen by Kiyoko]
Akaashi: Srsly 😂
Tsukishima set the nickname for Aone to Iron. . . Pan.
Akaashi: Wth. Rip Aone.
Tsukishima set the nickname for Hinata to HOEnata 🌞.
Tsukishima set the nickname for Kiyoko to I Draw My Beauty Mark 👓.
Tsukishima set the nickname for Asahi to A Friendly Bigfoot 😃.
Akaashi: ._.
Akaashi: I was scanning through the nicknames
Akaashi: And then
Tsukishima: 😂😂
Akaashi: "TerushiMagical"
Tsukishima: I put that there
Akaashi: What clever nickname can you give Kuroo?
Tsukishima: Idek
Tsukishima: Hmmm
Tsukishima: Mr. Di-- *killed*
Akaashi: Diabetic. . . Di-- *killed too*
Tsukishima: BRUH
Tsukishima: Ok so now I have this lingering theory about Kuroo's duck being a source of diabetes
Tsukishima: Yes
Tsukishima: Kuroo's duck
[Seen by Asahi]
( note: ok the reason why kuroo is 'a source of diabetes' is bc he's been nicknamed 'Candy' bc of a diff story but ok I'll just say thats it's bc he's 'acting sickeningly sweet around people' )
Akaashi: XDDDDDDDTsukishima: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Akaashi: SAME HERE
Tsukishima: IM BEYOND SAVING I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH TOM
Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck.
Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck 😃🔫.
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