haikyuu headcanons

after death

The title is misleading

HQ after exams:

Daichi

- crying because he didn't study for mathematics and he regrets it so much

Suga

- pretending to have been ok with the tests but goes home and falls on his bed literally ded inside

Asahi

- ". . . easy af." puts on shades

Noya

- is climbing a mountain to go and complain to the Buddha

Tanaka

- is sitting on an altar inside a temple which has been built over a thousand years ago, meditating

Ennoshita

- runs around the school screaming he survived it

Narita

- breaks every pen he sees and goes to jail voluntarily, turning himself in as a pen-breaker

Kinoshita

- goes to a convention and joins an anime singing contests and totally gets the first place

Kageyama

- goes to austria to perform in a piano recital ( wink wink ) to relieve stress

Hinata

- ravages an orphanage and eats all ( wink wink )the fried chicken

Tsukishima

- goes home happy and is run over by a a truck and sent to the hospital the end

Yamaguchi

- counting his freckles

Oikawa

- drives a truck ( u see what i did there )

Iwaizumi

- dives into a compost pit, waiting for his flesh to rot as his surroundings disintegrate into fertilizer

Kuroo

- "nerp it's totally easy" sweeping the floor while whistling

Kenma

- dies and revives when he hears the computer power on

Yaku

- goes shopping

Lev

- gets dragged by Yaku into shopping and is carrying the bags and stuff

Bokuto

- goes to Levi's Saloon [ you know that attack on titan meme? where there's this picture of a makeup and hair saloon ( idk the serious name so i went with levis saloon ) and then one of levi's wearing makeup below the building ofc you know that meme ]

Akaashi

- dancing ppap

Ushijima

- starts singing the 'coming home' song ( version without the rap ) while going home ( can u just look at the lyrics xD )

Tendou

- reads the bible of satan

Semi

- is watching a piano recital in austria and is moved to tears by a familiar face's playing