haikyuu headcanons

kids

idk if i did this chapter already

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Hq as kids

hinata: the kid who accidentally opened a porn folder in either of his parents' gadgets and decided to forget alll about that day

kageyama: dissed by his mates for liking milk (because it's "for babies") but never again after he did the batista bomb on their leader

tsukishima: literal genius giant who would crush you better under the pressure of his gaze than he can crush a can of soda with two hands

yamaguchi: we all know he's that one bullied kid who deserved better than that shit, man

daichi: kid who plays toy soldiers and says "vroom vroom" when he has a new toy car, most athletic among the class and always has a gold star

suga: nice boi who gives the teacher carrots and thank-you-cards randomly, mostly after the end of the week or when they have extra craft paper but is a demon when classmates try to steal their food

tanaka: that one member of back-of-the-class squad who mostly pick on girls and then blast up into super saiyan mode when the teacher reprimands them for their actions

nishinoya: tells made-up stories to classmates and friends about his "super secret base under the house" which is actually just a cellar

asahi: would try to fight you if threatened, ends up beating your ass but cries after 0.2 seconds in something most likely to be regret or because he got overwhelmed

kuroo: vroom vroom 2.0

kenma: would try to talk to other kids but always ends up being ignored after a few lines. goes off to play on his own.

bokuto: the kind of kid who plays king of the mountain during winter and wins more than loses. if he does lose, he'll be sulking until they give the title of king to him.

akaashi: brings fruits for snacktime and comforts other kids when they cry. tells you to stay silent during naptime because other kids are sleeping.

ushijima: expressionlessly singing along to the nursery rhymes on t.v. and shares his crayons with everyone.

tendou: sent to the teacher's desk and made to face the wall three times in a day because he gets "framed" for starting fights. he kinda just does what he does, but he's weird so other kids indirectly bully him.

yaku: still shorter than the average kid, always gets ostracized for his shortness so he pushes his friends off the swings as revenge.

lev: the one kid nobody likes because he breaks toys and can't even finish a whole storybook without getting distracted.

terushima: already in his emo phase at such an early age. wears skull t-shirts and has star wars posters even though he doesn't really get the whole thing.