haikyuu headcanons

playing outdoors

PLAYING OUTDOORS (Beach Volleyball or Somethin')

Daichi:
"Children, this is a good experience. You shall let yourselves be exposed to sunlight."

Sugawara:
"Daichi's right. You should-- OH MY GOD I SMELL BARBECUE"

Asahi:
*looks at arms* *looks at hands* ... *sighs* *looks at legs* "Am I gonna get burnt alive?"

Nishinoya:
"AHHHHH MY EYES THE SUN IS STABBING MY EYE-- *sees volleyball* ohhHhhHHH ROLLING THUNDERRRRR!"

Tanaka:
*is thinking he will look like Obama after the game*

Ennoshita:
*chicken sounds*

Narita:
*resting under a parasol eating shaved ice and cheering because he is a good citizen*

Kinoshita:
*phone runs out of battery* ... *shakes phone* ... *burries phone in sand* ... IT'S NOT WORKING

Kageyama:
"Isawoikawasanplayingbeachvolleyballonetimeiwannadothattopleaseletmeserveandset"
(I had to, now decipher)

Hinata:
"The sun is so beautiful omg ahhh i wanna hug the sun it's so bright it gives me warmth i love the sun"

Tsukishima:
"Stahp flattering yourself #10--"*gets hit on the face with a volleyball*

Yamaguchi:
"TSUKKI"

Oikawa:
*hairflips* tosses* *hairflips* *receives* *hairflips* Iwa-chan-- *trips*

Iwaizumi:
"Burn in hell shittykawa"

Matsukawa:
"Should we make a meme about this epic moment of Oikawa's tho"

Hanamaki:
"R we allowed to draw a dick using sunscreen on Oikawa's back"

Kyoutani:
"Grrrr" *sees food* "meow"
(Wait wat)

Watari:
*also thinking if he will look like obama*

Kuroo:
*posing* *posing here and there* "look at me i feel sexy and ffffreeeee--" *falls off the chair*

Kenma:
*playing psp ofc* *sees kuroo* AAAAAAVEEEE MARIIIIIAAAAA *writes it on the diary while singing*

Yaku:
"Yakult everyday, everyday okay--" *whistles* *goes to the playing area and is holding an umbrella*

Lev:
"Senpai suck my ass we'll be together"
*slips* "SENPAI SUCK MY ASS WE'LL BE TOGETHER"

Taketora:
*thanks the Yato god that he has a strip of yellow hair on his head so as not to look like obama because that would cause a commotion*

Innouka:
*eating ice cream and shaved ice and drinking iced drinks because rk*

Akaashi:
*singing "your body" silently while looking at Bokuto*

Bokuto:
*takes shirt off* I FEEL SEXY AND-- *sees kuroo* OH MY GOD BRO ARE YOU OKAY

Terushima:
I WANT TO BECOME CHOCOLATE *running around the beach* *dives into the water* Oh no i will melt now

Ushijima:
*wearing shades and a bowtie without a top* "I AM CLASSIC GENTLEMAN" *spikes* "I AM" *ball doesn't bounce back up bc sand* *secretly sulking*

Tendou:
"FUCK YOU WAKATOSHI-KUN Imeanfuckme" *blocks* "that was for you Wakatoshi-kun"

Shirabu:
*tosses* *bangs fly in all directions wid sweat because the sun*

Goshiki:
"I AM THE ACE" *gets stung by a jellyfish*

Semi:
*walking with an umbrella wearing a two-piece female bikini and eating an ice popsicle but then steps on a child's sandcastle*

Kawanishi:
*sleeping burried under the sand and doesn't care if he gets hit by the volleyball because he sleeps like a log*