Not actually a headcannon but here's something interesting I decided to do after typing the names from the previous chapter.
So I turned the "Suggestive Words" function on my phone and wtf has it done to their names oml;
Sawamura Daichi: Steamers Dioxin
Sugawara Koushi: Sugars Kinship
Asahi Azumane: Asana Animate
Nishinoya Yuu: Nudging Yuri ( waht what the f Yuri, srsly what )
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Thanks Ruinous
Ennoshita Chikara: Embodies Chakras
Narita Hisaishi: Narnia Hashish ( omg narnia what )
Kinoshita Kazuhito: Kilobits Kinky ( kinky )
Kageyama Tobio: Kathryn Taboo
Hinata Shoyo: Hiatus Shook
Tsukishima Kei: Twilight Kid ( this is pretty cool )
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Arabic Trash ( WHAT )
Oikawa Tooru: Outlaws Footy
Iwaizumi Hajime: Woozy Handsome ( hajime = handsome wow )
Matsukawa Issei: Matinees Idaho
Hanamaki IFORGOTHISFIRSTNAMEIMSORRYAAAA: Hawaii
I FORGOT THE NAMES OF AOBAJOHSAI PPL SORRY
Kyoutani: Youth
Watari: Warfarin
Kuroo Tetsurou: Karol Territory
Kozume Kenma: Ozone Kenny
Morisuke Yaku: Maritime Yakima
Haiba Lev: Haines Levels
Innouka Sou: Indiana Spy ( is this some kind of movie title )
Yamamoto Taketora: Yanking Talentless ( rip name ouch )
Bokuto Kotaro: Bolton Otago
Akaashi Keiji: Aladdin Keokuk ( ALADDIN XDXD )
Ushijima Wakatoshi: Shining Waltzes ( wow fancy )
Tendou Satori: Tension Santorum
Shirabu . . . I FORGOT IM SO SORRY AAAA: Shirley
Goshiki somethingiforgot: Godlike ( wow what )
Semi Eita: Swim Exits
Kawanishi: Lesbian ( what )
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haikyuu headcanons
Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
