haikyuu headcanons

2012

the title was conceived from the Mayan theory that the world would have ended by 2012. *sigh* they liars

What HQ would do if the end of the world ( through a sudden explosion of the inner layers of the earth ) will happen in 1 week

Daichi

- spends all his time with his family

- apologizes to everyone he thinks he's hurt and thanks those he didn't get to properly thank

- decides to sleep well as the world starts crashing and burning

( why was that so dramatic )

Suga

- goes insane and runs rampant, masking his existence as a criminal who wishes to end human civilization before the earth swallows it

- secretly crying after killing sprees

Asahi

- commits suicide

Nishinoya

- cross-dresses and walks around the whole miyagi naked

- attempts to stalk his senpais and becomes a total creep

- dies exactly one hour before the earth's death by swallowing a fork

Tanaka

- hugging his dakimakuras along with saeko

- putting on 72 layers of wigs

Ennoshita

- sits infront of the television, orders a hundred buckets of chicken from KFC and binge-watches the long animes ( e.g Fairy Tail, Bleach, One piece, Detective Conan ). . . and  Haikyuu

- finishes everything after six days and is being chased by KFC until his death bc he didn't pay

- "i mean, who needs to pay when the world's gonna end"

Narita

- masters the ko ko bop challenge ( did i spell it right )

Kinoshita

- travels the world on a helicopter, taking selfies with world-renowned cosplayers

- raids the anime companies and takes every single bit of data and takes all the merch in akihabara

- stands on top of a building ( cosplayed as tsubaki from servamp ), laughing hysterically, then stops, then says "it's not interesting at all" with a straight face as the earth cracks and it rains blood

( that was a very beautiful ending tbh )

Kageyama

- jumps off a building screaming about him being an angel ( cough )

Hinata

- purchases tons of those height-boosting medicine and dies from overdose

- tho his debt will forever haunt him in heaven or hell because he forgot to pay. . .

- intentionally

Tsukishima

- goes to church

Yamaguchi

- goes to lakes, peaceful places etc and drowns himself by choice peacefully with a smile

- his body is later found floating somewhere along the coast of the the Pacific Ocean

- just as his corpse is retrieved, the ground shoots lava and toasts it along with the rescue officers

Oikawa

- cries

Iwaizumi

- cries with oikawa

- then punches oikawa because he realizes he's been tricked into empathizing with garbage

- then says sorry over and over again and starts crying and tells oikawa he doesn't mean it all and that he was just being an ass to hide his insecurities and the next thing they know is that the world has ended, their tears being the last drop of moisture the earth will ever absorb

Kuroo

- tries to find a prevention for the end of the world by the power of science

- falls asleep one stroke away from the answer and doesn't wake up until the ground shakes and opens, swallowing his lab whole

Kenma

- mourns and then praises yato because the world will finally end

Yaku

- is still yaku

Lev

- goes to russia and arranges a grand prix in figure skating and competes all by himself

- dancing on ice like he is the most beautiful being until the ice starts to boil and he dies by exposure

Akaashi

- doesn't wait for the end of the world, visits Undertaker and orders a special coffin where he has tv and french fries and eventually dies due to lack of air because the coffin is buried six feet underground, plus, he was watching a funny show

Bokuto

- keeps wailing and clinging on to elephants until the elephants start to cry with him

Ushijima

- broadcasts the fact that he will forever be a classic gentleman

Tendou

- goes to mars and lives a life akin to that of the characters in terraformars

- then survives and goes to uranus, only to find himself in the world of greek gods and goddesses and lives happily ever after. . .

- but kronos throws him back to earth as it starts exploding, the end

Semi

- makes sandcastles despite the rain ( i cri this is actually rlly sad bc re: Happiness go read it it's made by @-lastwill )