haikyuu headcanons

tears are salty

How do i make karasuno cry?

Daichi

-don't listen to him when he's telling you something

-just ignore him like he isn't there and fail everything

-his captain instincts are always there, though it's not actually advantageous at this point

Suga

-no one knows as of yet

-probably a fallen slice of pizza but eh okay

Asahi

-he, like, cries all the time no need no need

-just shock him with something like a giant gorilla and bam

Nishinoya

-kiyoko-- //slapped

-hmmm he cries when his friends are going against him or somethin

-like he feels he never really belongs in any place all along

-he'll consult just about anyone even if he doesn't think that person can be trusted anymore. . . Probably

Tanaka

-like I'm sure everyone watched that episode ( or was that an ova ) when he was so set on getting his sister to drive the two kids who took the supplementary lessons to tokyo

-just base it from that

-oh and kiyoko's "speeches"--//killed

Ennoshita

-he cried at the bathroom when daichi died right

-so probably when he's so frustrated af that he feels like he isn't enough for people as great as those in karasuno

-like he probably feels useless and all that crap

-like he fails to see what awesomeness he has and is stressing himself over it, thus, getting frustrated

Kageyama

-not even oikawa's maltreatment had brought him to tears ( i guess ) so idk

-maybe if his teammates this senior high start to act like his teammates in junior high or what or probably some great loss like a family something

Hinata

-he's pretty emotional so eh whatever makes the most emotional kid in your class cry, that's probably it

Tsukishima

-hmmm idek but based on the brother issues thing probably when-- . . . Wait nope. My thoughts contradict on this one

-ok like every other headcanon let's just say he cries when he watches some emotional movie or reads a book that contains drama

Yamaguchi ( why did i suddenly think of re zero wth )

-um tsukki?

-or uh tsukki?

-like when things go away like well tsukki?

Kiyoko

-soap opera done

-lol and when a rlly happy moment takes place but no, i dun count tears of joy

Yachi

-don't make her yaoi ship sail done or nah jk jk but probably but then based on dat scene when hinata and kageyama fought like brOHh, she's emotional af too so eh

(Oh wait speaking of "tears of joy" there was this one classmate i had when i was in grade 5 and he's gay. I'm sure everyone knows about that childish line; "men don't cry out of hurt". So anyways, idk why, i don't remember, but we were made to watch this video on the "Passion of Christ". At the middle of the vid ppl here and there were crying and then i heard giggling beside me. I looked at them and found out that they were just kinda laughing at that classmate bc he was crying. So he, denying his gender, kinda said "these r tears of joy" and i went like "bro wtf" [note: his name appears at some point in AoT season 1 and it's the name of a side character who insisted upon the task of retrieving their deceased comrades' bodies in the forest so he and this other guy he was with got chased by a titan and then levi had to watch petra and oruo and gunther and erd's bodies be used as decoys to disturb the titans ok ok imma shut up now bye] )