haikyuu headcanons

THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"

So I decided to post this here as a 50-chapter special because why not? Everybody does that LOLOLOL. This originally was in my old random book but then I deleted it so buh-bye. Good thing I had this on my documents. RIP. Originally an AoT crack thing for that ship book in my works, they're basically just singing Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul ( idk i like the song ) but the best part is going to be seen by your imagination. *wink wink* This is nothing but something meant to be rlly humorous tho. Do NOT take it seriously. Do NOT. *wink*

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Kuroo Tetsurou: *dramatically looking down on right side* *sitting on the floor, leaning on gym wall surrounded by volleyballs* Oshiete, oshiete yo (suits him)

Yamaguchi Tadashi: *on a chair doing the Thinking Man pose inside a black and white court* Sono *opens eyes* shikumi wo (rip)

Kozume Kenma: *slowly opening eyes with a hand on his chest like feeling he's his heart (a glowing volleyball) while he sings* Boku no naka ni (NO)

Tsukishima Kei: *under the rain in a barren land and looking at the sky dramatically, all drenched in rainwater as images of his brother's humiliating experience flash in the dark sky* Dare ka iru no? (HELP)

Tsukishima: *standing in a void with a pendulum swinging in the background* Kowareta *raises head and looks at 'camera'* Kowareta yo

Kenma: *camera goes to a different angle (back) and shows him standing there with the pendulum still present* Sono *looks up at 'sky'* Sekai de

Yamaguchi: *on the left side of the pendulum thing* Kimi *smiles (IM DED)* ga warau

Kuroo: *on the right* Nani mo *smiles at cam like how yuri did in dat Eros thingy* miezu ni

Lead Guitarist Noya: *badass playing*

Bassist Yaku: *i may be smol but i can bass*

Drummer Asahi: *looks like Bob Marley*

Pianist Lev: *long armssss*

Kenma: *arms outstretched like forming a letter 'T'* Kowareta *lightning fast puts arms in an overhead position* boku nante sa *lowers right arm gracefully* Iki wo tome- *head snaps to right where the camera is* -te

Kuroo: *walking in a house of mirrors with slave cuffs on his neck* Hodokenai *stops infront of one mirror and puts hand on the surface slowly as he sings* Mou, hodokenai yo *looks up with hair effect* Shinjitsu sae

Tsukishima: *a rlly short frame duration that zooms in fast on his closed eye and it opens as he says;* FREEZE

Yamaguchi: *running in a void kind of atmosphere* Kowaseru, kowasenai *gets stabbed by a sword of an invisible wielder* Kurueru, kuruenai *shatters like glass and shards float into the sky like petals*

All of 'em: *facing the camera, slowly raising hands forming a gun (like ur hand-gun when u were children) * Anata wo mitsuke- *winks* -te *'shoots' at the screen with the 'guns' and camera goes black*

Yamaguchi: Yurete *combs wet hair up using fingers* Yuganda sekai ni *swishes hand away to make water droplets fly n camera zooms in on his face* Dandan boku wa

Kuroo: *pulls necktie off* Suki tou tte *shows a clip of him sitting on a sofa, wine glass in hand while a candle burns beside him in a table* Mienaku natte