Haikyuu becomes a swimming anime;
Daichi
- club leader
- still a dad
- gets injured and is never going to be able to play again
Suga
- wears schoolgirl swimwear
- literally singing while swimming
Asahi
- isn't a part of the club at first bc he's afraid of something ( trauma )
- some brats convince him into joining
Noya
- doesn't attend club if kiyoko no wear swimsuit
- rolling rolling rolling on the river
Tanaka
- head shines everytime it gets above water
- flexing muscles everywhere
Ennoshita
- humbly swimming
- blames himself for daichi's injury ( plot twist )
Kageyama
- no words needed literally haru
Hinata
- you can see him shining from under the pool
- like a glowstone put underwater in minecraft
Tsukishima
- butterfly
- can't swim but butterfly he can
- dinosaur and butterfly swimsuits
Yamaguchi
- too pro you'll forget haru lol
- humble af
Oikawa
- still fabulous
- literally looks like a male siren when in the water
- 700 injuries
Iwa
- arms
- arms
- arms
- and arms whoop
Kuroo
- girls shouldn't watch him swimming
- we don't want the pool area full of blood
Kenma
- pretends to he ded
- says he wants to quit the club but actually lowkey loves it
- relying on google for everything about swimming
Yaku
- eating in the pool
- swims fast af and always wins despite his size
Lev
- literally a stick with limbs floating on water
- is the ace ( lol )
Ushijima
- wears a bowtie when he swims
- straight face while swimming that it looks like his head was just cut and pasted over the body
Tendou
- surprisingly. . . can't swim
- but ushiwaka teaches him and he joins the club on their last year sniff sad bye
Shirabu
- leaves a trail of salt behind him literally
- pranks the people in the pool by dumping salt into the pool
- but is good at swimming
Semi
- wears female bikinis like suga
- wears the female attire in swimming
RIP SORRY THIS WAS SO RUSHED BC I HAVE TO SLEEP LOL
ErzaScarlet0120 i was just typing this then you sent me that message about swimming headcanon lolol and yeh here it is xD
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