Idk if you get the reference of the chapter title, but if you do, you're probably a fan of Rovio
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What HQ got for Christmas ( It's a late chapter bc I wrote one for servamp and forgot to make one for this RIP xDDD )
Daichi: an invitation to a Christmas blind date
Suga: new mittens, a scarf, a beanie with the words "LOVE MOM" knitted on it
Asahi: a bible case ( these things are expensive, no kidding )
Noya: a dakimakura of unity-chan in a Christmas outfit
Tanaka: house and lot.
Miniature.
Ennoshita: a chicken suit
Narita: a diary for 2018 and a pack of scented candles
Kinoshita: a 5' × 5' box stuffed with anime merch and cosplay clothes ( heaven in a box )
Kageyama: a volleyball and new kneepads
Hinata: a smartphone, a new sports bag and a water bottle
Tsukishima: a green hoodie with a cartoon t-rex printed infront and "RAWR" at the back
Yamaguchi: a new scar ( what have i done )
Oikawa: a cellphone case with a design involving aliens
Iwaizumi: a whole fucking treadmill
Kuroo: too many to mention
Kenma: 7 new games
Yaku: grandchildren ( do the math )
Lev: new skating shoes-- //kicked// i shud stop dat
Ok he got a new car from russia, okay???
Bokuto: oppai mouse pad
Akaashi: despair
Ushijima: a harry potter wand and coat and scarf ehhh u get it ( headcanon he a fan )
Tendou: chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Shirabu: lifetime supply of L'Oréal
Semi: a pink swimsuit
Goshiki: a pair of bloody scissors, a broken locket with his face inside and a dead bat in a christmas box
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haikyuu headcanons
Fanfictioni wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).
