Akira Kurusu x Reader Oneshots

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(^^ Oh hey look it's kinda my profile pic but I decided to fuck it up for the lolz)

Alrighty doodle, so...

This ain't a chapter. 

CLICK AWAY NOW I'M SORRY IF YOUR DISAPPOINTED BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY SOMETHIN'.

So basically I... Ahem. Drumroll please?

No?

Fine. BADADDADADAADDADADADADADADADADADADDDUUUUMMMMMMM

I got Persona 5. (Random children in the background: YAY!) So I got it a couple days ago? (Reason for question mark is I've literally been sucked so far into this game that I've forgotten how time works.) At any rate, I actually really suck at video games. (Literally my only knowledge is hey I had that Dragon Quest IX on my DS and I played some Skyward Sword so I must be amazing) And I don't know jack shit about the former Persona games. AND I'm playing on easy mode. Haha get all your laughs out now please and thank you. Thank god it's turn-based or else I would be screwed. But I think I'm close to the next bad guy person. I finished Kamoshida and Madarame so that's fun. (But I swear to god I lowkey hate Morgana as a person-okay not person but cat-in general because I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP I HAVE TO RETURN A DVD AND IT'S OVERDUE FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW MERLIN HAVE MERCY PLEASE)

SO. I'm gonna go ahead and let that game suck out my soul for a bit. I don't know when I'll come back. Hell, I might be dead and y'all won't know. Oh well. 'Tis a simple sacrifice. Also writing this at two in the morning. I seem to be doing that with all of my chapters I guess. Apparently I'm better at writing when I'm part delusions and part caffeine. Woohoo! 

I haven't slept in days.

But on a lighter note, I love Ms. Kawakami. Mmhhmm, she's pretty nice not gonna lie uh-huh I like that alright alright alright yes please thank you very much GODDAMN. 

Oh, and when I wrote that stalking chapter I didn't know about Makoto, so the obvious and only reason for that is that I am the all-seeing being and- Guys I stressed out for a full-blown ten minutes after school in this game because I didn't want to waste time because hey what if I could get some guts mmhm that'd be pretty nice I should do that and then I go read half a book and get one measly gut point and I get back home and MY PLANT IS DYING GODDAMMIT AND I FORGOT TO RETURN THE DISC AND MISHIMA WANTED TO HANG OUT SWEET MERLIN- I can't win. My mind is a constant clutterfuck and I am at its mercy. 

But other than that it's great. I'll probably dedicate a full chapter to rant about this game... but like as an actual oneshot because I'm sure none of you came for my deranged ramblings about video games.

So thanks for reading! Hope ya got a nice laugh outta this or related. If not, go watch "PERSONA 5 FOR BEGINNERS" by SuperButterBuns it's fucking hilarious and I died. That's right I am deceased goodbye now friends.