Hetalia One-Shots

Allies/countries groupchat #3

It has been too long my friends, too long

Everyone hates England

Members:
Yougetagoldtsar
Helloyao😺
🇫🇷France❤️
Tealover7291588
Canadianplease
FREEDOM⭐️

Canadianplease: hey guys can somebody help me

Yougetagoldtsar: no sorry

Canadianplease: wow thanks Russia

Helloyao😺: Canada I can try to help what do you need?

Canadianplease: I've been getting strange packages...

Helloyao😺: ? What kind of strange packages

Canadianplease: umm.. lots of Nicolas Cage pillowcases????

FREEDOM⭐️: dude WHAT I a m C A C K LE ING

Canadianplease: .-. I am not ordering these pillow cases I don't know why they keep showing up

Canadianplease: also another one came today but this time it was Shia labeouf??

FREEDOM⭐️: honestly, give me all of them I will never use a regular pillowcase again

Helloyao😺: perhaps the person who previously lived there hasn't changed their mail address

Helloyao😺: nevermind Japan just texted me and told me that Prussia is pranking you. He supposedly found out from Germany. I must go fix dinner for my needy younger countries :-/

Canadianplease: I'm going to whack him with a hockey stick

Canadianplease: no, I'm going to strangle him with a Nicholas Cage pillowcase

Tealover729158: 🤣😂😆

FREEDOM⭐️: England found the emojis apparently

Tealover729158: aren't they funny 😂 lol 😆😆🤣🤣🎅🏿🎉🍺🤷🏼‍♀️👟👹😆😆💩👌🏼👌🏼🖤🖤🤣👌🏼😩😶😱chuck America EPL just can't send the message I am. Wet confused

FREEDOM⭐️: YOU WHAT

Tealover729158: I could figure out where the send the send button cease you Buffon j not wet I a
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FREEDOM⭐️: are you drunk

Canadianplease: moms gone crazy! Get dad!!! FRANCE SAVE US ALL

🇫🇷France❤️: what is happening I am in the bath and my phone won't stop going off. I am trying to relax and you are making it hard to do so.

FREEDOM⭐️: moms definitely drunk or high and making typos all over help

🇫🇷France❤️: I know you don't think I'm getting out of the bath to take care of England

Tealover729158: I'll have you know I don't need taken care of very much I'm the united bloody kingdom. !!! 😡😡😡😱😩😱😈

Canadianplease: can you please lay off the emojis England?

FREEDOM⭐️: can you please lay off the drugs England?

Tealover729158: anger emoji

🇫🇷France❤️: I'm going back to my bath now, it took a lot of work to set up. I had the put the rose petals in myself!

Tealover729158: nobody cares Francis!!?!!!!!!!

FREEDOM⭐️: dude he used dad's name

Canadianplease: I think I'm going to confront Prussia about the pillowcases. Have fun dealing with mom, Alf.

FREEDOM⭐️: screw that I'll just leave England to figure himself out I have cod to play

I'm fucking crying okay this is great