DONT BE NASTY
members:
canada
america
commie
england
china
franceypants
romano
italia
germany
japoon
spain
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canada: why the fuck are these fucking birds singing so fucking loud ouside my fucking window i will kill someone and im not sure who yet but i can promise it wont be the last
america: why are you awake
canada: why are you awake
spain: you two are a real live spiderman meme
america: why are you awake
canada: youre awake too?
canada: what kind of fuckery is this
commie: spain i can understand but you two?
canada: the BIRDS
canada: need to FUCK OFF
america: arent canadians supposed to be really nice
canada: arent americans supposed to be really stupid
canada: oh wait
america: this is why i fucking flicked your eye
commie: didnt you say that happened when you were kids
america: we were 14 and i did it again
canada: he fucking actually broke in my fucking house and flicked my fucking eye
america: i did not break in
america: the window was open
england: fucking go to sleep the lot of you
america: or else what
america: finna hop across the pond pip pip cheerio
england: oi
america: O I
canada: whhaha
england: just because you two are adults does not mean i am no longer capable of punishing you
america: bring it bitch
england: On My Way!
america: pfft yeah okay
canada: he acts like he was ever the scary parent
franceypants: where is he
canada: what
america: who
spain: everybody loves the pronoun game yoohoo😗✌🏻
franceypants: the man who is supposed to be in my bed
spain: ur gonna have to be more specific man
america: i-
franceypants: i have been loyal to england for the last decade 🥺
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