Hetalia One-Shots

countries gc 5

queer countries

Members:
Yougetagoldtsar
Helloyao😺
🇫🇷France❤️
Tealover7291588
Canadianplease
FREEDOM⭐️
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FREEDOM⭐️: hey guys!!

🇫🇷France❤️: america, its literally 4 am for you right now, is it not?

FREEDOM⭐️: maybe so

FREEDOM⭐️: but anyways, france ur username is annoying

🇫🇷France❤️: rude!! how?? its cute!

FREEDOM⭐️: get ur flag out of there

🇫🇷France❤️ changed his name to iwishinevermetamericahestheworst

FREEDOM⭐️: ok dude seriously fuck you

Canadianplease: why are you two fighting

iwishinevermetamericahestheworst: canda you should be sleeping

Canadianplease: im having a 4 am snacc

Canadianplease: also, whats with the name change france?

iwishinevermetamericahestheworst: i think its pretty self explanatory

FREEDOM⭐️: change it to something else this is fucking worse

iwishinevermetamericahestheworst changed his name to ihateamerica

ihateamerica: short and sweet xx

Canadianplease: bahahahhah

FREEDOM⭐️: this is rascist

Canadianplease: hahahahahha literally how even your citizens hate you

ihateamerica: especially his citizens

FREEDOM⭐️: this is bullying

ihateamerica: i just remembered im admin to this gc look what i can do

ihateamerica changed FREEDOM⭐️'s name to franceisthebest

franceisthebest changed his name to pissoff

Canadianplease changed the group name to canada's fan club

Yougetagoldtsar became admin

Yougetagoldtsar kicked pissoff from the group

ihateamerica: hahaha

Yougetagoldtsar kicked ihateamerica from the group
Canadianplease: hahahahhahahhaahhaha omfg lmao ahahhaha

Yougetagoldtsar changed the group name to communism will rise again

Canadianplease: somebody help im cr u ing

Tealover7291588: why the bloody fucking hell is my fucking hpone fucking beeping constantly stopnfucking spamming imma kill you all especially france and america im gired you fuclings

Canadianplease: im pissing myself holy shit

Yougetagoldtsar changed tealover7291588's name to england

Yougetagoldtsar: your name was getting annoying to write for the author

england: understandable

england: im tired hoes why have you awoken me by spamming the shit oit of tjis shitty ass groupcjay fuck alfred for making this trash of a groipcjay god damn him

Yougetagoldtsar: england go to bed

Canadianplease: i have to pee but im taking my phone with me this is too funny to miss literally anything

Canadianplease: omg i was not ready for the light to be on why did i do this i wanna die

Yougetagoldtsar: idiot

Canadianplease: i missed hahahhaha

england: idiot

Canadianplease: i sleep in shower now

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Helloyao😺 added pissoff to the group

pissoff changed his name to america

america changed the group name to we will never join your commie regime, russia fuck you

america became admin

america: dont fuck with me

Canadianplease: i have the power of god AND anime on my side

Yougetagoldstar: frick you

Yougetagoldtsar: wait why am i not typing in bold anymore and why the fudge cant i swear this is bullpoop america fix this poop right now before i slam you

america: ahhahahahahhahah

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not making a comeback im just bored and its literally 4:30 am and i have to be up in 5 hours ;)

IM THE HERO