Everyone hates England
Members:
Yougetagoldtsar
Helloyao😺
🇫🇷France❤️
Tealover7291588
Canadianplease
FREEDOM⭐️
FREEDOM⭐️: i just watched love simon
Helloyao😺: ive been wanting to see that. how was it
FREEDOM⭐️: i loved it so much im in love with keiynan lonsdale
Yougetagoldtsar: isnt that the one who plays bram?
FREEDOM⭐️: yea!!! i love him???
Canadianplease: okay yeah hes great but can we talk about michael b jordan??? like omg he can punch me in the face???
Yougetagoldtsar: isnt he in black panther?
Canadianplease: yessss omg i love him gawd i want to marry him somebody get him to acknowledge my existence pls and thx
Helloyao😺: yeah theyre all great and all but what about matthew dadario. he is my daddy
FREEDOM⭐️: omg never say daddy again that made me so very uncomfortable holy mother of shit
Yougetagoldtsar: nyet. all of you are wrong. the hottest man in the world is misha collins. you cant change my mind
FREEDOM⭐️: isnt he like 50?
Yougetagoldtsar: no! hes 43
FREEDOM⭐️: close enough
Tealover7291588: id like to add my opinon
FREEDOM⭐️: go ahead?
Tealover7291588: i believe that benedict cumberbatch is the hottest.
🇫🇷France❤️: i mean, what about sarah paulson from ahs
Tealover7291588: ummm we were talking about males.
🇫🇷France❤️: oh. apologies. in that case, stromae is very attractive!
Tealover7291588: who???
FREEDOM⭐️: yah, who is that?
🇫🇷France❤️: hes a french singer and you all should check him out. well, hes acutally Belgian... but he sins in french
Canadianplease: he sins????
🇫🇷France❤️: ugh, you know i meant he sings. you all are horrible
FREEDOM⭐️ changed the name to gay countries
🇫🇷France❤️ changed the name to queer countries
🇫🇷France❤️: because im bi not gay ;)
Tealover7291588: yea america im not gay. im demi
Yougetagoldtsar: im pan
Canadianplease: im questioning but im def not straight
Helloyao😺: im bi too high five france!!!
FREEDOM⭐️: well im gay...
Tealover7291588: oh hunny, we know
FREEDOM⭐️: i feel like we're all much closer now....
🇫🇷France❤️: i love you all 😘
Tealover7291588: hey! if i cant use emojis neither can france!!!
🇫🇷France❤️: were trying to have a moment you asshole
this one wasnt as funny sorry but i loved it anyways
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