hobi: can you be the jelly to my jam?
jimin: those are the same thing
hobi: that's bc we are a reflection of each other
jimin: bro
hobi: bro
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jimin: boi if you was a vegetable you'd be a brussel sprout
hobi: but no one likes bruss-
jimin: exactly
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hobi: bro there's 7 other ppl in the world who look exactly like us
jimin: but are they in love like us?
hobi: *voice cracks* no
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hobi: i luv u
jimin: i h8 u
hobi: no m8
jimin: yes m8
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jimin: i love peaches
hobi: omg rlly;; then you must like me
jimin: you aren't a peach?
hobi: my ass is shaped like one
jimin: i guess that's good enough
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jimin: if we were on the titanic i wou-
hobi: we wouldn't even be close to that damn death trap, we'd be on our couch fu mean
jimin: k
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hobi: i love u
jimin: is that so? *wheezes*
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jimin: i'm crying
hobi: why ??
jimin:hobi: well ppl do tell me i remind them of an onion *pops collar*
jimin: no honey
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hobi:jimin: ew my crooked tooth;; i h8
hobi: no it's beautiful
jimin: no
hobi: reminds me of us
hobi: we aren't perfect but we always make it
jimin: bih
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hobi: jakhdksjd
jimin: jdkdjfjdjnondkdjdkd
hobi: did u just type 'no' in a keyboard smash?
jimin: jdkdjfjdjyesjdjfjfjf—aye i updated :))) something short and sweet for y'all guys since i'm feeling good,, hope y'all liked it, byeee!
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bts otp oneshots♡completed
FanfictionThis is a collection of many types of BTS OTP oneshots. Mostly my wacky ideas in one book. I hope you like the oneshots. -I NO LONGER TAKE REQUESTS FOR THIS BOOK-