"If we made one, we would've won like an award or something!"
"I'm not gonna make a sex tape with you, Taehyung"
"It's actually d-"
"I won't call you daddy either" Jungkook says and looks at Taehyung with an annoyed expression, because the other day the older was really sad, since he thought Jungkook just was in a relationship with him to fuck, but Taehyung is the one who wants to make a sex tape "You already stopped making those videos, so why would you want to make a sex tape?"
"I don't know man, so I can show everyone that you're mine?"
The slightly shorter just sighs "You don't need to make a sex tape to do that, and did you just 'man' me? If ya gonna be like this, find yourself an another 'man' jesus"
"Nah man, you're my only man" Taehyung chuckles, while hugging Jungkook from behind, what a cute and gay relationship. This is what we need in life to be honest. "Let's be honest, I could've been a really hot porn star, oh my god, think about all the money!"
"It's nothing hot about seeing my boyfriend fuck a lot of guys and eventually end up with aids" The eighteen year old finally noticed something, Jungkook have been really negative the past two days or something. He couldn't remember that he did anything wrong, so he had no idea where the negativity is coming from.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
"You've been acting- no, you've been so negative lately. Did I perhaps do something, without knowing it? Or are you just feeling grumpy for no particular reason?" Jungkook was actually taken aback from the question, since he had no idea he's been acting grumpy at all lately, it must be hormones or something, he thought.
"I honestly didn't know I've been negative lately, sorry" when he think about it, he might've seemed a bit cold, or just been really negative to the older, which he really didn't mean to "Taehyung, I really don't know why I'm like this oh god"
"I almost said a joke, that I shouldn't tell you in this situation, but anyway, it's okay"
"Tell me the joke"
"I shouldn't"
"Do it"
"Okay, so maybe you're negative, because you're having an inner conflict with yourself, since you actually wanna make a sex tape with me, but you also don't want to"
"Maybe that's it"
"What?"
"What?"
__________ I GOT BTS' SUMMER PACKAGE THING YESTERDAY BTW ITS AMAZING
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this shit is huge like let me do a comparison to my young forever album and game of thrones book cihdospshd
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