(y/n)'s POV
I lay on the floor, glaring at the grey haired jashin sitting on the couch.
"I won that spot fair and fucking square, bitch!" Hidan growls, crossing his arms.
"Bite me." I grumble, sitting up.
"Gladly-" Hidan begins.
"Hidan, why the FUCK did you get blood on my cash?!"
"Shit, I forgot about him!" Hidan mumbles, his eyes widening.
"Kakazu! Kick Hidan's ass!!" I screech.
"(y/n)~chan! Tobi knows that (y/n)~chan knows that Tobi doesn't like when (y/n)~chan swears!" Tobi screeches from across the base.
"Shut up, Tobi!" I growl, glaring at a wall.
"Yes, ma'am!" Tobi yelps.
I watch as some black strings shoot into to the living room and wrap around Hidan. My laughs cover his screams of disapproval as the strings drag him away.
"Suck it!" I yell at Hidan, jumping up onto the couch.
"(y/n)! I need your help, un!"
I groan loudly and pout.
"But, Deidaraaaa!" I argue.
"Don't trust him, he's just trying to win an argument." Sasori says, walking into the kitchen.
"Whatever it is, I side with Puppet boy!" I yell, earning a sad noise from Deidara.
"I'm not afraid to turn you into a puppet, you know." Sasori calmly reminds me.
"I would be fine with that." I shrug.
I watch Itachi and Kisame walk into the living room, them making me sit between them.
"Argument?" I question.
"He's salty." Kisame answers.
"Like the water you came from." Itachi grumbles.
"Oooooooh!" I laugh, earning a smack to the back of my head.
"Dammit, sushi!" I yelp, holding my head.
"Why am I sushi?"
"Because your fish smell is always too salty." I answer.
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Exactly!" I laugh, sliding off the couch and holding onto Itachi's leg.
Suddenly, I'm lifted up off the ground.
"Zetsu, whyyy??" I question loudly, sliding off of his fly trap thing and landing back on the floor.
"Sorry."
"No he's not."
"Can you stop?!"
"Take a guess."
"Just go put the groceries away." Itachi sighs, holding his temple.
"Alright!" Zetsu nods, going to the kitchen.
I look to my right and see a blue haired woman.
"Konan?!" I screech, falling backwards.
"Pein's being a dick." Konan sighs, sitting normally on the floor.
"And what should we do about it?" Kisame asks.
"I'm not getting involved." Itachi yells slightly.
"I never asked for your guy's help." Konan glares.
"What should we do?" I ask, fixing my cloak.
"Well, you wanna go to the Hot Springs?" She asks me.
"Oh, sure!" I smile brightly.
"Have a fun ladies day!" Kisame laughs, grabbing a book.
"I didn't know fish could read?" Itachi says.
"I didn't know weasels could talk." Kisame growls.
"I didn't know bros could willingly break the bro code." I say quickly, grabbing Konan's wrist and running outside.
"D-don't you need your mask?" Konan questions.
"I'm fine, no one's ever there anyways." I laugh.
"Well whatever, you've been going on too many missions for me to argue with you." Konan laughs.
"Blame Pein!"
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THIS WAS REALLY SHORT BUT OH WHALE! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEWHAT FUNNY. Anyways, give me Christmas suggestions and I'll see how many I can do before Christmas! Now I'm tired soooo, BUH-BYE~Lynx
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