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*Lily's POV*
"Already???" Wilford groaned.
"Wil, this isn't uncommon," Dark commented, stabbing into his eggs to bring up with ease.
Wilford continued to grumble as I heard a faint 'ding!'and I check the watch. On it was the next 'mission' along with some information. It made me wonder why it didn't ring last time but I let it slide. On it it read:
'Subject: Manny Brement
Location & Time: Benny Heights from 8 A.M.-5 PM
Grillby's from 6 P.M.-8 P.M.
Home from 9 P.M.-12 A.M.
Old building from 1 A.M.-4 A.M.'
I didn't bother reading much of the rest as I inspected closer at the 'old building' part. 'I wonder if he has a little secret he's keeping from the Misses...' It wouldn't have been the first time seeing this of course as most men who are tracked are a part of something higher than a normal day-to-day life. And it seemed that this 'Brement' person was no exception.
I exited the file and went back to eating the food in front of me. "Shouldn't be too hard to complete," I remarked.
"Oh really?" Dark questioned lightly, raising an eyebrow. I nodded and looked down to my food again. "Well...if that's the case then you and Wilford should go do it."
I choked on my food temporarily before getting it through correctly. I swallowed and looked back up to him. "You're kidding, right?"
"Well, if it's an easy job then less people should have to go and, being that I don't quite trust you won't run on us, Wilford is there to make sure you keep with your side of the deal," he explained rather calmly, taking a couple of swigs of his coffee. "Besides, Google and I have some business to attend to so if you two could do it in our place it would help immensely."
I rolled my eyes. "Alright alright..." 'I guess I'll go with the imp.'
I glanced over to him and he seemed to be...grinning. At his food. '...Yep. Definitely insane.'
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*Time Skip!*
"You are aware that I can drive, right?" I asked as we settled into the car, Wilford taking the wheel.
"Yes I am perfectly aware of your driving skills but on our way to missions, I can't have you turning against me and taking off with the car," Wilford commented as he pulled out.
"Uh huh..." I groaned and laid my head back against the seat. "How long will it take to trust me?"
"It'll take as long as you keep trying to kill me..." he grumbled.
I sat up. "Hey that was your fault!"
"Who else would be doing that to you???"
"There have been-...cases."
"Name one."
'Well, there was that one pedestrian who had thought they had developed 'relations' with me...but that's not an example.' I groaned and he laughed.
"Come on, you have to loosen up a bit!" he exclaimed. Then, he began to put his hand over to me and...wiggle his fingers on my stomach.
I stared at the fingers and they tried going faster and prodding more. "...What are you doing?"
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Target: Wilford Warfstache
AdventureWilford Warfstache, an egotistical man with a pink mustache, has found his way on Ms. Mason's killing list. But when things go wrong and not only do the people who hire her turn on her, Wilford Warfstache has found that she has grabbed his heart and...