Tarwa's Ridiculous Adventures

Can You Please Wake Up at Ten • Do You Want to Build a Snowman Parody

Yep hobbitfan12, I posted it for you!
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So I really want to watch The Two Towers again tomorrow. Who wouldn't want to see Legolas say "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" again? Hehe, just kidding ... please don't eat me....

So I went up to my sister Jenna (TV hog who wants to strangle Lord of the Rings) and asked her if she could wake up at 10:00am. That way I can wake up at 8:00am and watch The Two Towers!

I kid you not: I sang to her. To the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman. Crazy, hey?

Here's what I could remember. I fixed it up a bit so it would rhyme (kinda, not really).

Can You Please Wake Up at Ten?

Jenna? Can you please wake up at ten?

I want to watch Lord of the Rings.

I haven't watched it in a thousand years,

I'm welling up with tears.

I wanna see Nazgûl sing!

I used live in Rohan,

'til that afternoon

you took over the TV!

Can you please wake up at ten?

Or maybe later then?

*random music*

Can you please wake up at ten?

Yes, I'd be so happy then!

The Two Towers is long overdue,

so I'm asking you,

let me watch it, Jen!

I will never get lonely

with the Company

while we eat those nasty Wargs!

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

*sad music*

Jenna? Please wake up at ten.

I'm trying hard to make this rhyme.

We'll walk to Mordor, oh come on dear Sam,

the Ring's a burden,

and I've been stabbed four times.

We only have each other

and this ring, you see,

and the ugly creature that they call dad.

Can you please wake up at ten?

Of course, she wasn't listening. She was too busy on the computer. Really Jenna?

Well, I guess I wouldn't blame her. Singing Nazgûl, EATING WARGS? What was I thinking?

I really hope she wakes at ten...