Tarwa: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry: She's here to answer more questions...
Frodo: ...and continue to be weird.
Tarwa: YAASSS.
daughter_of_Sauron: *walks on* Will you join my Middle-earth high school?
Tarwa: There's such thing as a Middle-earth high school? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!
Sam: You can sign up AFTER we finish with the questions!
Tarwa: Awww... *pouts*
BJKaplan: *runs up to Tarwa* Oi! What's your favourite hobby?
Tarwa: I LOOOOVE dancing (even though it's way more than a hobby, it's my life), I LOOOOVE writing/reading, I LOOOOVE looking at old castles and buildings, I LOOOOVE animals, and I LOOOOVE the beach!
_mirkwood_girl: *falls from the heavens* What's Vegemite?
Tarwa: Disgusting orc poop.
Australians: *gaaaasp*
Tarwa: Naaahhh, I'm just kidding. Sorta ... not really...
Merry: *facepalm*
Tarwa: Vegemite is very similar to Marmite (for you South Africans). It's a savoury spread that people put on toast. Well, some Australians eat it straight from the jar... *gags*
Pippin: You don't like it?
Tarwa: It tastes like Shelob puke!
Faramir: Uhh ... how do you know what Shelob puke tastes like?
World: *takes a step back*
Tarwa: Shut up, Faramir. *stuffs him in portal*
Minecraftian1213: Have you found the portal to Middle-earth yet?
Tarwa: *gestures to portal she just stuffed Faramir in*
Minecraftian1213: MUAHAHA! I WILL RULE MIDDLE-EARTH! *jumps into portal*
Random_Elf: If you got plane tickets to New Zealand, would you take me unlike my uncle who's going without me??? *little halo appears above head*
Tarwa: YES! Of course! Wait, YOUR UNCLE IS GOING WITHOUT YOU?!
Random_Elf: Yeah...
Tarwa: *grabs ax*
Security: *tries to pull ax away from Tarwa*
Tarwa: NO! I shall cut off his head!
Dess_Basilisk: Tarwa, what's the weirdest thing you've ever said?
Tarwa: *drops ax* Baby pancakes eating flying Sméagols.
Sméagol: What?
Merry: I don't even want to know...
Annanasje: What would you--
Pippin: HOLD UP. *whispers something to Annanasje*
Annanasje: *whispers something to Gollum*
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Tarwa's Ridiculous Adventures
Random-The Boredom Book of TarwaRedwood- You heard me, a boredom book! A book where I get to be bored! Hooray! BEWARE! I'M RANDOM! But aren't we all? Enjoy my randomness! COVER BY: @wonderlandwriter <3 Random #112 | Humor #216
