Yes Master: A Markson Fanfic

Shopping

Mark POV

"Hmm? Green apples or red apples?"

The green apples look happy and crisp. But the red apples look sad and lonely.

"DON'T BE SAD AND LONELY!" I grab a red apple and hug it.

4 more red apples go into a plastic bag.

"Don't worry little apples. I'll give you all the love."

"Umm...what are you doing sir?"

I look up to see a man with brown hair, hair pushed back by a headband.

"Um....I'm becoming one with the lonely red apples." I laugh nervously.

The man raises his eyebrows.

"You're becoming one with the apples?"

I smile at the man. That's when I realise it's one of the store's employees.

Kim Taehyung

"Yes, Mr. Kim Taehyung. The hyung of the Tae's." I laugh.

He looks at his nametag and then at me. He laughs.

"You're funny."

"Really? You think so?" I beam.

"Yeah. Funny and weird."

Kim Taehyung starts to walk away but I call after him.

"Mr. Kim! Where would you find the juiciest meat?" I ask.

"At a strip club." Mr. Kim laughs.

"What? I don't get it...." I seriously don't.

"I'm just kidding. It's at the back of the building. Go down that aisle and you should see the meats." He points to the aisle close to my left.

"Thank you!" I grab my shopping cart.

"No problem."

"Wait. If I may ask what's a strip club?" I ask.

Mr. Kim stares at me with his mouth agape.

"You don't know what a strip club is?"

"Does it have like stars and stripes?" That would be a cool place.

Mr. Kim laughs.

"It's nothing. If you don't know what it is then you don't need to know what is."

"Okay! Bye sir!" I go to the aisle he suggested and zoom down it.

I wonder if Mr. Wang knows what a strip club is?

Down the aisle, as promised, I see the meat section.

"So pretty." Look at all this meat.

I stare in awe at the red gallery of meat.

"Are you just going to eye rape the meat or actually buy something?" A man in a long black apron peers down at me from my kneeling position in front of the meat.

I stand up to face the man.

"What do you mean eye rape?" I ask.

"You were staring at the meat all lovey dovey. You love meat?" The man with lighter blond hair than myself smirks.

"Yes I love meat. It's delicious."

The man burst into laughter.

"Are you going to buy some?" The man asks me after he finishes laughing.

"Yes! I want this one! And this one. And two of those. Oh! And that one."

The fellow blond haired man stares at me shocked.