A man went to a funeral home to make arrangements for his wife's funeral. The mortician showed him a range of coffins and he picked out the most expensive one.
"Only the best for her." Said the man. "She always wanted the very best."
After making the arrangements, the man turned to leave. As he was going,the mortician asked, "When did she die?"
The man stopped at the door and replied, "she's not dead yet."
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