brandon:
you: omg there is this cute guy sitting right next to me.
NERD 🤓: i'm the only one sitting next to you.
you: omg he's looking at me. he looks exactly like my boyfriend.
NERD 🤓: i am your boyfriend.
you: he's so damn aggressive. ZADDDDDYYYYY MATERIAL!
edwin:
you: edwin! help me!
eggwin🥚: what's wrong baby!
you: i can't see!!!!
eggwin🥚: then how the hell are you typing!?!?!?!
you: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
eggwin🥚: OPEN YOUR EYES!
you: OMG! THANK YOU!!! UR A LIFESAVER.
austin:
wildchile👹: babe are you done at the party? you need to come home.
you: *read*
wildchile👹: your just going to leave me on read?
you: *read*
wildchile👹: ANSWER ME Y/N!!!!!!
you: yO!! wHO ThE fUCk R u?
wildchile👹: stop fucking playing! this is your boyfriend.
you: yOu WiSH CREEP. mY bOyfrie wILL kicK yo ASS!
wildchile👹: i'm coming to pick you up.
nick:
you: babe have you seen nemo?
THICCOLAS 🍑: tf? what are you talking about and why aren't you at home?
you: i came to find nemo! i can't find him!
THICCOLAS 🍑: where the hell are you?
you: he's not at the pool!😭😭😭
THICCOLAS 🍑 : why the fuck – i'm coming to get you!
you: BUT I CANT FIND NEMO!
zion:
you: zzzzzzzzzzz!!!
🙊monkeyboi: what?
you: zZZZZZZ!!
🙊monkeyboi: bro! what!?
you: ZZZZZZZZZZZ!
🙊monkeyboi: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!
you: i'm letting you know i'm sleep.
🙊monkeyboi: don't make me come over there and beat your ass.
