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Dear Jonathan,   This is the stupidest thing that's ever happened

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Dear Jonathan,
  This is the stupidest thing that's ever happened.

I'm married.

It was a little over a year ago. The students at the X-Mansion needed a break. They needed to be away from the school for a while, even if it were for a day.

They needed fun and I asked Professor Xavier if I could take them out for the day. He agreed. I wanted them to have fun, to go somewhere they've never been before, somewhere with rides, food, new experiences and a day full of fun.

I took the students of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, to Universal Studios Hollywood.

I opened a portal from the back of the school to a hidden section inside the park. Pfft, like I was going to fly them all the way to California, please. 

Some of the teachers also joined, they claimed to be "chaperones" but I saw Scott Summers about to fight some kid who cut in line to The Simpsons ride. It was a sight to behold. Jean had to hold him back.

Rhys was stocking up on Butterbeer at Harry Potter world. Bobby was in Fun Land, secretly turning the water to snow, then him and Rogue got on the Jurassic Park ride so many times, they were soaking wet. I mean, they must've gotten on it many, many times because that ride what, just splashes you? Well you there is a drop so water does splash everywhere.

Anyway, everyone was having a good time, they caught shows, they got on rides, they ate wherever they wanted and whatever they wanted. Money you ask, I took care of that. They bought stuff and overall it was a fun day.

Rhys and I went to Ollivanders wand experience thing and I GOT PICKED FOR THE THING! THE WAND CHOSE ME! THEY DID THE WHOLE MAGIC SHIT AND LIGHT AND WIND!

I WAS THE FUCKING CHOSEN ONE!

I didn't buy the wand, I picked another one and iT'S INTERACTIVE! I WAS ALL OVER HARRY POTTER WORLD CASTING SPELLS AND IT WORKED! I WAS A FUCKING WIZARD!!

I need to calm down.

Like I was saying...
Rhys and I were in Springfield around lunchtime, and we decided to buy a Krusty Burger. Let me tell you now, there was something off with that meat. It tasted fine, actually, it was delicious, but I smelt it and it smelled wrong. There was something about it and they committed to the part. In the Simpsons, Krusty Burgers are made of questionable meat, and that meat smelt questionable.

We got our food and went to Moe's Tavern and we sat at the pool table and surprise, surprise, Logan was there drinking. It was actually kinda funny but we had fun, Storm joined us and she was drinking a Squishee (the Simpsons version of a slurpee. That shit doesn't melt. I had one and I swear, it lasted for an hour and it didn't melt. They add something to their food in Springfield. It's unsettling)

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