4 Teens but please No Greens

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(A/N: Like seriously no GReeNS.)
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Aggh...You know where it is.

7:02 pm
Thursday|December 20, 2018

Ew.

Peter, Ned, MJ and Shuri are sitting down at the dinner table with a plate of Green Mushy stuff.

They glance at one another with a disgusted look, Every Avenger are looking at them with slight curiousity.

"Aren't you guys gonna eat?"

The teen gang look at them.

"Umm...Sorry? We're just confused? What is this stuff?" Peter ask confused and disgusted at the same time, They were feeling the same.

Clint pointed at the stuff.

"This. My friends, Is Brocalli."

Now. They were thinking, trying to remembered what the word 'Brocalli' is. Why would they be disgusted by it?

Suddenly, They gasped in horror.

"D-Dang it, I remember now!"

"It's every children's worst nightmare!"

"A-Adults always tried to let them taste it, It was Terrible!"

"OH THE HORROR!"

Peter was gagging, Ned was sweating so much, MJ was breathing heavily and Shuri was having a breakdown.

Everyone was confused.

"You guys are just overreactin-"

"NO! DON'T YOU GET IT?! BROCALLI WILL DESTROY US KIDS!"

"Seriously, You just really overreactin-"

Peter grab Tony on the shoulders.

"Do you ever tasted brocalli? Hm?"

He was sweating bullets right now.

"Y-Yes?"

They glared at him, Not convinced of the lie.

"Lies" They said it in unison.

"Kids! Calm down, It's just a vegetable" Steve said, Trying to calm the now terrified Teens.

"That's even worse!"

"Now I'm scared of vegetables that are green!"

"I think I'm gonna be sick.."

"I'M SO SCARED!"

They started screaming things like:

'The name makes it so TERRIFYING!'

'Why? Why?!'

'I don't want to see it!'

'Who created this monstrousity?!'

The 4 teens are now basically crying in tears.

Everybody stood up and comforted them. They told them to never let them see or eat a brocalli ever again.

Or so they thought.
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The name sounds alien to me.
Comment if you agree this statement.
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Bonus:

Everyone was eating salad around the dinner table.

They invited Ned, MJ and Shuri for dinner to make them feel better for what happened 2 days ago.

"Yum! Wow, This salad tasted good! What's the secret ingredient?"

"Brocalli."

They froze.

"Say what now?"

Lesson learned: 'If you see some green, Destroy it with all your heart, Strength and Hatred!'
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