Iron man does what an iron can

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Peter made his way through the kitchen, singing softly. "Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size. Catches thieves, just like flies."

Tony rolled his eyes. "Pete, can you stop singing that? You've been singing it all day."

Peter shrugged. "It's stuck in my head."

Tony glared at him. "Then unstick it."

Peter grinned, walking out of the room.

Minutes later Tony heard this.

"Iron man, Iron man, does whatever an iron can, does he rust, yes he does, and once he watched me turn to dust."

When the team arrived they wondered why Peter was running around screeching with Tony in hot pursuit.

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