The Blood Hounds | L.S [✓]

Q&A.

Q&A.

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[Introductory opening of grand-ass curtains because I-- Harry said so.]

[The whole bunch of idiots sat on barstools because it makes me taller, and the others... More taller. Which. Okay, then.]

[Oh except for the triplets' dad 'cause he can float apparently]

All: (waving, looking bored, messing with the phone, chewing gum, the whole lot) Hi!!

Marcel: (smacks my head with a scowl)

Me: (drops phone, almost chokes on gum) F-- Hey! Ow! What was that for?!

Marcel: (raises brows)

Louis: (from behind Marcel, crossing arms) 'What was that for'??

Me: (blinks) Oh. (sheepish, waving, stuffing hands in pocket of hoodie) Oops. Hi! (snickers at self, gets flat look from everyone else) Uh. Right. Q&A. Right. Um.

Edward: (snorts, throws a tomato at my head) You're hopeless.

Me: (solemn) I know.

Harry: (pinches lips with a deep scowl) I have duties to attend to. Can you make this happen a bit more... My pace and not yours?

Me: (stutters, nervous) We-- Uh. I've never--

Marcel: (grumbles, smacks my head again) Yeah, yeah. (hops down from barstool) Welcome, everyone! (picks me up with a bit of difficulty cause I've put on a bit of weight :) ) What the fuck do you eat? Ugh.

Me: (blushes, shoves Marcel) Shuddup. I j-just went to my batch party. Like, there was so much food. It was a barbeque buffet, and like I had so much chicken--

Marcel: (facepalms) The one time you need to be professional, you suck.

Me: (snorts) Me? Professional? Psh.

Esmeray: (weaves fingers through her husband's hair, gives me a stiff 'sweet smile') Exciting. Now shall we start? I might just fall into Eternal Sleep if you keep on with this.

Marcel: (brightens up) What? Really? (pats my head) You're doing so great! Keep going!

Esmeray: (gives Marcel a flat stare)

Luca: (eye twitches) Human. Can we puh-lease begin?

Me: (sparkles into a (faux) confident human, wearing a crisp floral suit) Greetings, everyone! Welcome--

Marcel: (sighs) We did that.

Me: (clonks him on the head with my stick) Shh! Do not interrupt me!

Liam: (motions everyone to calm when eveyone IS calm)(well except for Marcel but eh)

Me: (makes rainbow bloom behind self) Ahh... Thank you! Thank you to everyone who have sent in questions! Apart from making me look like NOT an idiot, you have successfully made me go mad with restraint, not to answer your questions on the spot itself. (smiles serenely) So. Thank you.