Philinda Forever - One Shots

Never Have I Ever

Because this is a  really fun, cliqué trope. Thats why.

-nightsisterkaris

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   "Well, what else are we supposed to do with a shop-full of fine Parisian wine?" Daisy folded her arms as if the argument was valid. "Please tell me we can take it all back to base as loot."

    "Confiscated property is still captured personal possession. Not 'loot'." Coulson said.

   "Well, I don't think that this HYDRA agent will be needing his wine shop anymore, so why not use a bottle or two for a shot game?" Daisy grinned.

   "A what?" Fitz scrunched his nose.

   "Basically you take a shot if you get don't an answer correct or something like that," Bobbi sighed.

   "That. . . actually sounds pretty fun." Hunter grinned, immediately running back into the Wine shop and collecting several fine wines. Coulson sighed. "Fine," He consented, "It's not like the wine shop wasn't run by a HYDRA agent." 

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   "Never have I ever stared at Captain America's butt longer than necessary." Bobbi grinned, pouring a whole new tray of shots.

    "Guilty." Daisy laughed as she took a shot, along with Bobbi, a sheepish Jemma, and surprisingly, Hunter. "What? He's handsome? Am I not allowed to admire the personification of America's physique?" Hunter said when Bobbi raised an eyebrow.

   "Phil you down that right now shot because we all know you've looked." May exclaimed. The whole team laughed and Coulson sighed before drinking the alcohol. Everyone was a little bit tipsy, except for May, who seemed unfazed. 

   "Never have I ever stolen a car." Phil smirked. May, Bobbi, Daisy, Hunter, Phil himself, and Elena took a shot.

   "Never have I ever made out with a coworker." Daisy smiled. "Undercover doesn't count." Everyone took a drink.

   "Never have I ever tried to hit on my best friend with no results." Hunter said. Most of the agents turned to stare pointedly at Fitzsimmons, completely missing the point that both Coulson and May took a drink.

   "Never have I ever had a pregnancy scare." Bobbi licked her lips.

   Everyone was shocked to see May and Bobbi take a drink. "What? I was in the academy!" May glared. Nobody noticed Coulson blush. It must have been the alcohol.

   "Never have I ever. . ." May paused, "Had a Disney song stuck in my head for a whole mission."

   Everyone took a shot. Hunter burst out laughing, "I'll bet May had I'll Make a Man Ou-"

   "This better not be another Mulan joke." May warned. Hunter shut up. 

   "Never have I ever had a crush on an idiot." Hunter said. Bobbi, Daisy, and May took a shot.

   "Never have I ever drunk called my boss." Daisy laughed. Melinda, Phil, Bobbi, Hunter, Daisy, and Jemma all drank.

   "Never have I ever wanted to kiss someone in this room on a daily basis." Jemma proposed. Everyone except Daisy took a shot.

   "Never have I ever fallen in love with someone in this room." Once again, everyone except Daisy took a drink. Everyone noticed -and understood- May's immediate shot.

    "Never have I ever  waited to long to tell someone I loved them." Daisy said, frustrated. She didn't know if I was the alcohol or not, but she was really hoping for some juicy secrets or some drama to be revealed. Fitz and Simmons exchanged a look. "I don't think that we've had that bad of timing." Bobbi and Hunter shook their heads. Daisy just shrugged.