The God Vs The Bald

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The fight had raged on as Darkseid smashed Wonder woman into the ground over and over again as she had been beaten to a bloody pulp. Black lightning on the hand was giving the best he could has he fired electric blasts at Darkseid hoping it would have some sort of effect.

That did not end up well as Darkseid punched black lightning so hard that the force of the punch sent him flying as he coughed out a river of blood. Martian Manhunter had been beaten all over his body as there were bruisers all over him but he still stood tall ready for battle.

Martian Manhunter knew they could win this fight he just needed to buy enough time for them. As Darkseid looked upon the broken trash that was Martian Manhunter he decided that it was a waste of time.

As he looked at wonder women and then fired his omega ray but suddenly she was able to escape as her body began moving suddenly yet quickly "Not this time Mother Fucker" said Deadman as he spoke through his possession of Wonder woman's body.

"Darkseid, I am your opponent not them" said Martian Manhunter trying to hold his composure.
"Nonsense, if I truly wanted it you would already be dead, but if you keep being a nuisance I might as well end your pitiful existence." Said Darkseid as in an instance he had planted his right hand through Martian Manhunter impaling the martian causing a river of martian blood to spill out.

And then throwing the martian far away so he wouldn't be a nuisance any longer. Darkseid had defeated the Justice League all he needed to do now was kill them all. It all seemed so easy and simple until a silhouette of a bald man with red gloves and boots, a yellow jump suit, and a white cape arrived on the scene.

Deadman looked to see that Saitama had finally arrived "NO, SAITAMA LEAVE" said Deadman screaming through wonder woman's body "oi, did you beat the juice out of them" said Saitama as he was finally face to face with the god of death himself.

In an instant Darkseid rushed Saitama throwing a heavy right hook to the body and when the punch connected, it sent Saitama skimming back a bit but there wasn't a sign of any sort of pain on his face and that simple fact pissed Darkseid off.

Darkseid rushed Saitama raining down upon the caped baldy a flurry of lefts and rights as the sound barrier broke each and every time a punch connected. The thing was that it wasn't doing anything to the bald wonder as Darkseid grew tired of this he grabbed Saitama by his Chrome dome and smashed his face into the very ground he was standing on and began dragging him through the dust and crust of Apokolips.

With only a single hand and in one swift motion he grabbed Saitama by the cape and began throwing him up and slamming him into the ground over and over and over again. This went on for a full on hour until Darkseid decided to get rid of this pathetic weakling as he threw Saitama by the cape out of Apokolips's orbit and Saitama went straight directly toward earth.

As Saitama went flying at Mach speeds toward earth which he landed right in Metropolis going right threw the ceiling of the super market near his house. Landing standing in the produce Aile and sadly for Saitama the manger was right there and saw the whole thing "sorry about the mess" said Saitama but the manager wasn't having any of it as he raised that said "BANNED" on it "I guessed as much" said Saitama.

After a very depressing turn of even Saitama decided to jump right through the ceiling he just came through, and the force of the jump was so powerful that it left a giant crater in the store and it also managed to get Saitama from Earth all the way to Apokolips in only a matter of seconds.

During the time Saitama was gone Darkseid was catching his breath as it truly was ridiculous how much punishment that bald fool can take, but at last it was over as now for sure this time he had defeated the Justice League. That was until Etrigun jumped onto Darkseid's back clawing and burning the god of death alive but it was all pointless as Darkseid threw Etrigun off his back and fired his omega ray at him taking the demon out of the equation.

Now finally this time it was over but Darkseid and his thoughts were soon caught off as the sound barrier was broken once again as Saitama landed on his feet once again as he had now returned to Apokolips "oh I found you" said Saitama and this made Darkseid's jaw drop as he simply couldn't believe it.

Darkseid charged at Saitama trying to  go for another barrage of punches but Saitama layed down the hammer right there as he punched Darkseid so hard that not just did his armour completely shatter but he punched a large hole right through Darkseid's stomach but even then Darkseid still wasn't going down.

The God of death stood his ground refusing to be put down as he fired his omega ray at saitama's head but it didn't help much as the omega ray refelcted right off his dome piece "what the hell are you, you must be Kryptonian, I can smell it on you" said Darkseid "sorry, don't know what a crypto card is but whatever it is, it sounds very expensive" said saitama.

"You absolute moron" said Darkseid "I REFUSE TO LOSE TO A DAMN IMBECILE" screamed Darkseid as he saw Saitama dig his fingers into the ground "Serious Series: SERIOUS COFFEE TABLE FLIP" said Saitama as he flipped Darkseid and the ground beneath him not just out of Apokolips's atmosphere but out of the entire solar system.

"And that's for getting me band from my favorite supermarket" said Saitama as he looked at all the hero's that were knocked out and beaten in the fight with Darkseid. And there was only one question going on in his mind and that was.

"Wait, how do I get home"

To Be Continued.

End of Arc

A/N

I'll probably do one more chapter before I move on to my other stories don't worry this is not the end that's for sure I'll probably do 1 or 2 more arc's before I decide to conclude this story.

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