Episode Description:
- After a series of bad dates, Vivi's fed up with slacker men, while Kim Lip is just fed up in general!
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Haseul: Lip?
Haseul: I've been looking over the workload projections you made for Project LIP for the upcoming week...
Kim Lip: Oh, have you now?
Haseul: Yes, and now that Sicheng's left I think we might need to...
Kim Lip: Oh, I'd say you have more important things to worry about. I asked you to restrict the budget on those frivolous snacks!
Haseul: But we did, we haven't been spending that much on...
Kim Lip: I know you've been sneaking those diet sodas and brownies that you like!
Haseul: But I...
Kim Lip: (Freaking out) No more of that, missy!
Kim Lip: And don't think I won't be watching you.
Jaehyun arrived less than a minute before office hours starts with Renjun
Jaehyun: I'm telling you, I definitely caught something from Winwin.
Renjun: He's a hypochondriac! The only thing you could catch from him is fleas.
Jaehyun: This budget crunch on snacks has lowered my blood sugar. Maybe a warm, tasty cinnabon will boost my immune system...
Jaehyun: Wait a second, is it feed a cold or feed a fever?
Renjun: I find it hard to believe that a sugary snack will cure what ails you.
Jaehyun: Then why do I feel so tired... like I need to take a nap?
Renjun: Oh yeah... I can't imagine ANY reason YOU might want to take a nap.
Jaehyun: Maybe I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome...
Renjun: Yeah, and I have Acute Videogamitis. I might even be able to beat my high score at it today.
Renjun: Lip's got some crazy scheme to outsource a lot of our technical workloads. It'll never work, but it means I don't have much to do.
Kim Lip: I heard that, Renjun!
Kim Lip: Don't worry, we'll find SOMETHING for you to do around here!
Renjun: Me and my big mouth... now I'll never get a moment of peace.
Vivi: Men! I can't believe them. All of them, they're all scum!
Haseul: Oh, Vivi... Can I ask you for a favor?
Vivi: Can you believe those two? They never want to work, they just want to play all day, like overgrown boys!
Haseul: Who... Jaehyun and Renjun?
Vivi: Yes! They're even worse than Yukhei and Kunhang.
Haseul: Um... are these all guys you've dated recently?
Vivi: Augh! Don't remind me! This week has been terrible!
Haseul: What, all of them this week?
Vivi: Well, the last couple days. I was really hungry on Thursday so I had dinner with Yukhei and then dinner with Kunhang.
Haseul: Well, I guess a girl's gotta eat!
Vivi: I know! The Atkins diet makes me famished. I could eat two or three steaks right now!
Haseul: Wow... Well, I wish I could offer you some snacks, but...
Vivi: Just keep those deadbeats working for a change! All of those... MEN.
Vivi: They all claim to be investment bankers and lawyers, but none of them would buy me that new watch from Tiffany's I wanted!
Vivi: Can you imagine? I had to phone Daddy to raise my limit on my K-CASH.
Haseul: (Sarcastically) Oh, the horror! The horror!
