genie [ woosan ]

07

New Message !
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young.blood:
hello? are you Mingi

min.gi_xo:
I happen to be
Who's this?

young.blood:
doesn't matter
are you friends with San?

min.gi_xo:
Choi San? That w h o r e
Jkjk he's one of my best friends
Why??

young.blood:
Oh really??
I need info on him and was told ur close with him

min.gi_xo:
U h h
Told by who??
Info? W h a t?

young.blood:
You are looking for answers which you won't receive.
wait shit are you with him?

min.gi_xo:
Mayhaps??
I feel like I'm asking why so much
But
W h y

young.blood:
don't let him know we had this conversation
please for my sake

min.gi_xo:
"for my sake" maybe if I knew who u were I could garner some sympathy for you but alas...
I'm kidding tbh
You want tea on him or something?? Want me to expose him ?? U came to the right guy

young.blood:
i was about to beg more but wow u changed quickly
anyway
I'll get straight to the point
Does he have a gf??

min.gi_xo:
a girlfriend ?? LMAO
that boy is so single
we always clown him for it

young.blood:
oh really ?
anyone he likes ? a crush perhaps

min.gi_xo:
you're quite specific👀
but nahh
he's never really been that into dating
if I didn't know better I'd think he's gay or something hAH
Why, you tryna shoot your shot?

young.blood:
HEY UM
I mean... what if he is?
Like I'm not saying he IS but what would your reaction be...?

min.gi_xo:
Oh?? You mean if he was gay
How would I react?

young.blood:
Yeah... like what would you do

min.gi_xo:
I'd find the hottest guy in school and set my boy up on a date ig
Gotta help a homie get that dicc 😩🤙🏻

young.blood:
I-
not the answer I expected but okay
I like ur attitude

min.gi_xo:
Lmao you think I'd unfriend him??
Imagine being that kind of a bastard
It's the 21st century
Besides... it'd be kinda weird if I was homophobic

young.blood:
No offense but wym "weird" if you were

min.gi_xo:
Uh???
Oh shit I forgot you don't know me
I was raised by two women.
They're in love with each other.
And married.
My moms.
They're Lesbians, Harold

young.blood:
OH SHIT@&!#%€*£<¥!!
FOR REAL?? Damn
What I aspire to have in the future

min.gi_xo:
AHAHA you also a lesbian??

young.blood:
Yeah but like the other version 

min.gi_xo:
So a gay guy then. Nice.
Wait 👀
You were asking about San earlier
IS THIS....

young.blood:
No!!!!
Nono!!
I mean he is a Very Cute Person and also Very Nice but don't get any wrong ideas Mister

min.gi_xo:
Brb telling San a boy likes him

young.blood:
N O !!!
DO NOT

min.gi_xo:
LMAO I WAS KIDDING
Unless...😳
Nah jkjk for real
He would probably be honored

young.blood:
he's too sweet i hate him
i'm such a confused individual

min.gi_xo:
Oh word are you friends with him??
Is this tea

young.blood:
UHH suddenly I have to take out the trash

min.gi_xo:
We are at school

young.blood:
Holy shit how did u know I go to ur school

min.gi_xo:
You just told me :)

young.blood:
FUCK

min.gi_xo:
Now I can tell San that some guy at school is coming for his ass
This just keeps getting better

young.blood:
NO.
Just because I would [REDACTED] San doesn't mean I'm on the hunt for him
Or that I like him!! Which I do Not.
I mean I like him but I don't LIKE him

min.gi_xo:
See no one says that shit unless they LIKE someone, kiddo
Oh shit San is waking up

young.blood:
What do you mean he's waking up
Wtf are y'all doing

min.gi_xo:
Me him and Yunho are at the library for our study hall period
This man had the audacity to fall asleep!! On my laptop!

young.blood:
a cutie :((
I mean what I didn't say nun

min.gi_xo:
thank god he finally woke up
motherfucker will fail if he doesn't do this homework
Anyway would you like a present?

young.blood:
Would I like a—
Yes (?)

min.gi_xo:

young.blood:
YOU—
ugh my eyes
handsome bastard

min.gi_xo:
bet you wish u were here 😳
You should come over so I can see who u are,,, gotta know who seeks my best friend's ass

young.blood:
Okay first of all I do not seek his ASS I seek his HEART
The ass is merely a bonus
SECONDLY
Hell nah he'd see me and call me over and I'd be like Kill Me

min.gi_xo:
Wow you're so romantic
Shit San is asking to borrow my phone to take some pictures with a filter I have
I'm gonna close this convo
Do not text me unless you want him to see these notifications

young.blood:
Okay!!! Bye and thank u
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