genie [ woosan ]

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Mr. Choi😳:
Guys I need advice
Wait damn did u change my contact name again wtf put it back

Mingi🍋:
We change it because we love you

Mr. Choi😳:
Wtf who changed UR contact name
Which one of y'all used my phone omG
Why is it a leMON emoji??

Mingi🍋:
Cause I be reading lemons :/

Mr. Choi😳:
FIRST of all get with the times no one calls it that anymore
SECOND of all Mingi u are on the asexual spectrum

Mingi🍋:
yes and?

Mr. Choi😳:
U know what nvm I get that
But okay anyway where's Yunho I can see him reading this

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
I'm literally just vibing over here
But yeah what's up

Mr. Choi😳:
Wym "over here"
Where are you

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Idk where are YOU

Mr. Choi😳:
At,, my house,,??

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Ah makes sense
How's ur boyfriend doing ;)

Mr. Choi😳:
Oh he's good I think
wait my boyfifnejs
shit ur right ohj mygod

Mingi🍋:
your WHAT
holy shit how come Yunho knew about this and I didn't

Mr. Choi😳:
Hey no I didn't tell him anything??? Waitwait
YunHO how did u know

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Bitch wtf I was just teasing you I
W HAT
YALL DATING??
CUTE CUTE WOW

Mingi🍋:
Dating someone... imagine

Mr. Choi😳:
fudkcfuck
That's what the advice I was gonna ask is about I,.,,

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Spill SPILL
god I am SHAKING

Mingi🍋:
^^

Mr. Choi😳:
How do I put this in a way that won't kill you on the spot by just reading it
I just
Want to smooch this man so fucking hard
U have no IDEA on god I
Y'all ain't even know I swear like i-

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
DO ITTT
COWARD

Mingi🍋:
why have u waited this long u DUMBASS

Mr. Choi😳:
PLEASE IM SCARED

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
what is the worst that could haPPEN MY GUY
Ur IQ is like negative one trillion rn
He is your BOYFRIEND what in the fuck do u think that INVOLVES

Mr. Choi😳:
okaYY YEAHH
B U T
what if he says no I
that would be so awkwaRD I ask him and he's like nahh sorry

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
'asK him' mf I
just DO IT
I swearr just get things doNE

Mr. Choi😳:
yunho I am not going to just
surpRISE kiss him
either he says yes or I am abandoning shiP

Mingi🍋:
U know maybe u should listen to San for once, Yunho 

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Omg not you too Mingi
Okay SIGHH
I'll put it this way-
What could u lose by trying ?

Mr. Choi😳:
My dignity
My mental stability
My relationship

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Okay BESIDES that
What could u lose

Mr. Choi😳:
Omg ur so right
U know what?
I'll do it

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
YEAH THATS THE SPIRIT

Mr. Choi😳:
Later.
I'll do it later

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
get out 🖕🏻

Mr. Choi😳:
I will
Have fun alone in the club while I cuddle with my bf :))

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
WOWW 😭
Hate u omG

Mr. Choi😳:
IM JK AHAH
no but really I'm leaving
the beloved beckons me from the other room

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
uggHh jealous
wish I had someone to cuddle with :(

Mingi🍋:
u know u can come over yeah?

Yuunhoo✌🏻:
Omg ur the only valid person ever love you mingi

Mr. Choi😳:
oOP
that's my call to leaVe
Delivered

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