genie [ woosan ]

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San🐶:
guys I'd like to
make an announcement

Yunho💃🏼:
Ur gay ?

Mingi☘️:
U lost ur plushie again?

San🐶:
I hate both of u
Anyway uhhh
Instead of an announcement have an image of what is happening

Yunho💃🏼:
Oh shit you're with Wooyoung??
This late?? Ohohoho Sannn ;)

San🐶:
Hate how u just know who it is
And STOP

Mingi☘️:
San he's like practically ur lord and god who else would it be

Yunho💃🏼:
What Mingi said^^
he's like ur boyfriend without being ur boyfriend

San🐶:
I mean uh 😳
...that might change soon

Yunho💃🏼:
WHAT??
SPILL

San🐶:
I UHH
maybe kinda sorta indirectly confessed to him
on accident
a little bit
And I happen to be aware he likes me so uhhhh
Y'all I'm REALLY trying

Mingi☘️:
I didn't know it was possible for me to despise someone this much
If y'all aren't official by the time the sun rises tomorrow literally I am fighting ur ass in the hallways

Yunho💃🏼:
I'm with Mingi^^
San really out here getting into a whole relationship
Meanwhile I'm at the club, 1am, tryna get a hookup and crying cause it ain't working

San🐶:
Maybe you should consider downloading Grindr

Yunho💃🏼:
Hahaha fuck you San

San🐶:
Oh bitch you WISH
I'm sorry but this ass is property of the Jung family heir

Mingi☘️:
stfu BOTH of you need serious help

Yunho💃🏼:
[sobs]
He'll never understand...
Hey Mingi come join me at the club I'm tired of being here alone lmaO
Maybe we can find you some cake at least

Mingi☘️:
No actually I'm pretty good right here

San🐶:
This man is trying his HARDEST to remain a non-hoe and I respect it

Yunho💃🏼:
LISTEN 😭
I ain't a hoe I'm mf lonely
Mingi out here gonna end up eternally single
Me and San tryna do God's work setting ur ass up

Mingi☘️:
For real man I'm good
Just ask one of ur other friends to go with you
What's that one guy's name
Jongho or something??

Yunho💃🏼:
Wtf why would I ask him he's a child
Anyway noo pls I'm merely concerned for my best friend
It's about time u get some ass

Mingi☘️:
Sigh
You know Yunho I didn't really wanna say this to you right now but
Have you ever considered maybe I don't wanna get some ass?? After all the times I've declined

San🐶:
Oh shit
Tea?? 😳

Yunho💃🏼:
I-
Wh??? Please elaborate

Mingi☘️:
Are you an absolute sponge? I thought I made myself clear
I. Don't want. That ass.
From pretty much anyone in general
Especially not a hookup

Yunho💃🏼:
Oh damn wait
Are you ace????
Wait fuck I'm sorry

Mingi☘️:
I don't think I'm fully asexual honestly because there's been a few people
I think I'm demi

San🐶:
Tell me why I'm quaking
A mf plot twist
Mingi said demisexual rights

Mingi☘️:
San for the love of god shut up
But yeah okay I didn't know how to just casually break the news to y'all before but since we're all so comfortable with San's whole gay fantasy going on rn I thought it was time

Yunho💃🏼:
I'M GONNAN CRY MINGI IM SO SORRY
SHIT I FEEL SO BAD AGGAAH

Mingi☘️:
LMAO ITS OKAY???
U didn't know about it it's fine

San🐶:
I went from being scared to come out to my entire closest friend group all being LGBTQ within like two months
This is what I call
Progress

Mingi☘️:
Lmao entire friend group?? Rip to Yunho but we're different

San🐶:
Oh wait do you not kn
Wait fuck, Yunho ???!!! Wya

Yunho💃🏼:
Oh shit
Ahaha;; Oops I guess I never told him
Kinda forgot about that

Mingi☘️:
T
Told me whAT
????

Yunho💃🏼:
You know LGBT??
Well I'm the B

Mingi☘️:
...
oh my GOD
after all this fucking time
my whole existence is a skam

San🐶:
...scam*

Mingi☘️:
I know what I said.
Anyway fuck we really collecting the whole set huh??

San🐶:
Yeah we have bi gay and demi
Now we need,,,
A lesbian and a trans person

Mingi☘️:
me hunting down the nearest trans lesbian to befriend and add to this gc so we can kill two birds with one stone

Yunho💃🏼:
I hate y'all omg
This isn't fucking Pokémon
"Gotta catch em all" my ass

San🐶:
JAHJA FUCK IM LAUGHING
wait wait shit
We're nearly at my house I may have to go soon
You best believe I AINT checking my phone once we get there

Mingi☘️:
Have fun man
Go obtain that grain

Yunho💃🏼:
Devour that flour

Mingi☘️:
Consume that legume

Yunho💃🏼:
Eat ass

Mingi☘️:
See now ur just being too real

San🐶:
Why do I subject myself to this
I'm leaving and I ain't even there yet

Yunho💃🏼:
Smh
Goodbye coward
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