genie [ woosan ]

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Mingi🍋:
Saaaann
Sannie precious boy
💗💓💝💞💘💖
Are you awake rn??
Please San loml answer

San 🦑:
Yes bb?
It's 1am are u okay??

Mingi🍋:
Omg 😳 he cares

San 🦑:
Uh??
Hey wait
WAIT what the fuck you're not Wooyoung
BYE LMAO MY ASS DIDNT LOOK-

Mingi🍋:
I'm gonna SCREAM
Is that how y'all talk to each other 😰

San 🦑:
SHUT UP
WAGEJAHSJ
I'm allowed to speak to my life partner however I please thank u very much

Mingi🍋:
Life partner 😩
ur not even wrong at this point y'all are going at record speeds
at this rate you'll be pregnant or some shit by next week

San 🦑:
okay FIRST of all
wtf is that supposed to mean
SECOND
pregnaT? Me? Choi San? Pregegnant? I could never get Prognant

Mingi🍋:
Thanks I hate that
Also it means that 👀 y'all really do b hitting third base already and I'm kinda proud tbfh

San 🦑:
Third base
Isn't that like
when u give ur partner oral stage-
HEY WAIT
MINGI!??
WHO TOLD U

Mingi🍋:
I have reliable sources 😳
Aka the boyfriend himself

San 🦑:
The boyf
YOU TExt HIM??
Since when tf
Oh god
What have you SAID to him
WHO BROUGHT IT UP?/?
Mingi I'm sobbing please I need answers

Mingi🍋:
DAMN DAMN CALM URSELF
I've texted Wooyoung since the day of my birth and I'm offended u could ever think otherwise
And I brought it up because I was having a friendly convo asking him what y'all were up to and he answered

San 🦑:
If u think I believe that shit
He is not a snitch

Mingi🍋:
OKAY OKAY
MAYBE I bribed him with San pics
MAYBE not
Who knows?

San 🦑:

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Mingi🍋:
AHSKAHSU damn okay okaYy
Calm down Lucifer
Anywho
I needed to ask u sumn

San 🦑:
Do I even want to know

Mingi🍋:
I think you do
Some girl came to me asking for ur phone number
Like she dmed me abt 10 minutes ago

San 🦑:
I'm
Who?? What girl
Why?

Mingi🍋:
Idfk?? Her name is like Yeonnie or some shit??

San 🦑:
...Doyeon maybe?
Oh god please be Doyeon

Mingi🍋:
nAh definitely not ur ex gf
Why would she want ur number

San 🦑:
We have reconciled 😌🙏🏻
She's a lit person I should dm her tbh

Mingi🍋:
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

San 🦑:
HEY WHEN DID I SAY ID DO ANYTHING W/ HER 😰
Mingi I am SO GAY
I am SO SO VERY GAY
even if I was bi or something I'm still dating Wooyoung and he's just 🤤

Mingi🍋:
OKAYY true but still watch urself
U don't know how Wooyoung would feel abt that

San 🦑:
he can personally come and establish his territorial claims idc
ANYWAY
If it wasn't Doyeon asking for my # there's only one other Yeon I know
But that's Seungyeon, and uhhh

Mingi🍋:
Wym 'uhhh'

San 🦑:
Been kinda scared of her
Since she came up to me one day and starting asking if Wooyoung is dating anyone

Mingi🍋:
OH? Tea
Should I give her your number?
Maybe she wants to talk to u about it

San 🦑:
U know what??
Go ahead
I already have the permission to proclaim my undying love for my bf in public what could go wrong
If that's not what she wants to talk about theN we'll see

Mingi🍋:
Aight 👍🏻
I sent it to her
Now we wait ig

San 🦑:
Anyway u never answered my question
Since when do u text WY 😾

Mingi🍋:
Cat emoji I—
Pls if I tell u it will betray him

San 🦑:
He is my boyfriend pls what betrayal
Please minGisisi
Mingigigiiiguiui

Mingi🍋:
FINEFINE UMM
he'll kill me if he knew i told u this but
I've texted him for way longer than u guys have been dating
Like I'm talking before you even introduced him to us

San 🦑:
...what
Wait you serious??
he actually
Wait

Mingi🍋:
YEAH like that day u brought him to sit at lunch with us and I gave you a bunch of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looks
It's bc I knew that Wooyoung had a crush on you

San 🦑:
....
he had w h a t
[sweats nervously]
pls i knew he thought i was kinda cute back then but i didn't know he liKED me 🗿🗿

Mingi🍋:
HE REALLY DID I
as soon as we figured out u liked him me n yunho started preparing for the ship

San 🦑:
He officially liked me then and you diDNT THINK TO TELL ME??
I
So much time,, could have been saved
So much effort,,,,

Mingi🍋:
PLEASE SAN
In my defense I didn't know that you were gay yet
Also I didn't even know what his name was irl how could I have told you??

San 🦑:
U know what
Let's just drop this topic I'll go insane thinking abt the treason committed against me

Mingi🍋:
IM SORYRYEY
also heads up she says she just texted u

San 🦑:
Oh god I got the notif
Scary
I'll tell u what happens

Mingi🍋:
litty titty
okay see you hope u don't die
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