Inspo from a Tumblr post
Tw: Jared being Jared and Connor not having it
Word count: 78
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The fact that this scientific discovery had to be done with the most annoying co-worker Connor has ever had, was severely ticking him off.
"Ok so, if the scientific name is "Pholocidae" then what's it's street name?" Connor asked said annoying co-worker. His name was Jared Klienman although, most of the office jist called him kinky Klienman.
"Umm... what about Long Legs?"
"Connor that's not kinky enough. What about Daddy Long Legs"
Connor was over this at this point "Whatever. I don't care. I'm going home. Fuck you Jared."
"KiNkY "
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This was really dumb.
-Em
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