Dont you feel stupid

CHAPTER 23

I love junta aka chunta. anyways shit happened on Thursday that bitch that I told y'all about she knocked over my fucking lunch and I'm like "is that suppose to effect me and pulled a sandwich out of my pocket then I was watching anime she fucking blocked my screen on my computer and I just went on my phone and started watching and I was like I was screen mirroring the whole time. Then she shoves someone onto me it's the guy I told you about to like where is my at and I was like he fell on top of me a lot he even hugged me before then I went back to what I was doing she got even more pissed off I just smirked and walked off to meet my other friend. Then she grabs the dude sweater and puts it on trying to smirk at me before I left and I flat out said "bitch I wore that hoe way more then anyone in this group ever did I fucking stole that from him multiple times and honey your to fat to even wear that he's a medium not a 4XL" I heard laughter as I left but yeah he's trying to talk to me again since I ignored him all week but he doesn't know how to or what he did wrong so I'm like he has a brain let him figure it out. BUT ON WITH THE STORY SORRY FOR MY RANT AS APOLOGY HERE IS THIS

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3rd POV
Until madara and obito broke down the door with shisui behind them taking pictures of there dramatic entrance. Naruto didn't get up from fugaku's lap and run to his uncle and grandpa like usual which pissed off mikoto and minato even more. Fugaku was casually petting naruto's hair, naruto purrs and leans into fugaku's touch. Minato, Mikoto, and sasuke fumes while saying "he clearly wins this" they put their heads down. Madara,Obito,and Shisui shout "WHERE'S MY FAVORITE GRANDSON/NEPHEW" as they jump and pose madara and obito backs touching while holding Ak47's Shisui in a crouch position partially unsheathing a sword camera in front of them a flash of light went off from camera symbolizing the picture was took. Everyone clapped but naruto and fugaku so naturally the dynamic trio Madara Obito and Shisui started screaming "WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION NARU WE DID THIS TO IMPRESS YOU ASSHOLE IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME" naruto looks up and waves he didn't even say hi fugaku did the exact same thing they went back to cuddling. Shisui starts fuming with Madara and Obito they go to the other dynamic trio that consisted of Sasuke Minato and Mikoto. They then say and to think we bought you a baby Fox to that's when kurama gets pissed and yells "I'M THE ONLY FOX HE NEEDS IN HIS LIFE BITCH I'LL FUCK YOU UP SLUTS". That is when Madara gets up and starts fighting with kurama "OH YEAH YOU OVERGROWN FOX I'LL KICK YOUR ASS THIS TIME" kurama shouts "BRING IT ON OLD MAN LET'S SEE WHO'LL WIN BITCH". They tackle eachother start throwing punches,kick,knives,justu's and bullets. Everyone ducks but fugaku, itachi, mikoto, minato, sasuke, kakashi, and naruto. Mikoto activated her susanoo minato went inside hers along with sasuke. Itachi activated his kakashi went inside there. Fugaku activated his but since naruto is still on his lap automatically he's in there as well. Haruki was passed out on the floor drunk snoring is a storm no sign of waking up anytime soon. Shisui and Obito were drinking earl gray tea in the corner mimicking ciel phantomhive they had a clone turn in to Sebastian. A big justu that looked like a Fox head clashed with a dragon like head a roar like sound was heard from the Fox and Dragon . The house exploded on that day all except the corner that shisui and obito were in along with the couches they were sitting on. Out of nowhere Hashirama shows up hits kurama and madara on the head yelling at them "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB ASSES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS ON NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY THIS IS LITERALLY THE THIRTEENTH TIME I HAVE TO REBUILD THE HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCKS" he drags them by there shirts throws them into shisui in obito. shisui and obito yell out "WHAT THE HELL DAD/UNCLE WE WERE TRYING TO BE CIEL YOU DICK" (a/n obito was adopted by madara and hashirama yes there is hashimada) hashirama turns and glares "shut up thanks to your dad/uncle I have to rebuild this house for the thirteenth time unless you wanna get put in a fucking ditch I suggest you shut up and have your goddamn tea party somewhere else" they gulp nod and run to the yard. Hashirama turns back to kurama and madara and chakra infused punched them they both cry out "OW ASSHOLE" he punches them again but this time full strength he then says darkly a little demonic "you stupid fucks are gonna stay in this corner or I'm gonna have shisui itachi and obito make you live your death how ever many times it pleases me then after that's done I'm gonna beat your ass and have you not eat for a month or more do I make myself clear now stay in this corner and don't make me come back here" they nod there heads. Hashirama then turns around and smiles cheerfully "hi everyone it's been a while what since hm I think since New year's were we all got dead drunk and nearly burned down the Uchiha district because of kurama and madara let's not forget mikoto and minato to there both angry drunks didn't they fight each other and nearly destroyed the village along with madara and kurama this was when minato didn't know the red head was kurama and he was still with what's her name that unimportant extra that hurt my grandson well minato snuck out for some reason oh wait I know he always leaves when she goes to sleep to hang out with us" (a/n in the beginning when minato acted like he hate naruto and would always listen to kushina well he always had clones stay behind as he hanged out with mikoto and them also when mikoto beat the shit out of the spawns and the oven and how she was about to fight minato and the whole he couldn't see naruto thing was an act) mikoto pops up and says "let's not forget he's also a horny drunk to raise your hand if you were a victim to his advances and actually almost slept with him until someone saved you" several people raised there hands those people were hashirama, madara, obito, shisui, mikoto, fugaku, kakashi, itachi, kurama. Minato looks around and says "what was I thinking of going after mikoto of all people the others are fine there hot well except hashirama he's on the adorable side but why mikoto she looks like the wicked witch of the West except uglier I kinda expected I'd go after fugaku I mean I used to pound his ass everywhere and every night" fugaku throws a kunai at him. Mikoto lunges with her sharingan blazing "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY I LOOK UGLIER THEN THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HUH YOU ASSHOLE" she gets on top of him punching with chakra infused punches. Minato screams out "AH THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD HOPPED ON MY DICK HELP SHE'S RAPING ME HELP HELP HELP I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY YOU CAN RAPE GO TO PEDO-SNAKE HE HAS THE LITTLE BOYS I DON'T WAIT ARE YOU AFTER MY SON'S NO YOUR NOT GETTING THEM" he switches positions with mikoto. Mikoto and Minato switch back and forth between eachother. Naruto looks up to fugaku since he's still on his lap with an innocent look in his eyes "are they fucking I didn't think tou-chan would go after kaa-chan he always said that she's uglier then the wicked witch of the West" fugaku looks down to naruto "no there fighting like children when there old" naruto says a quiet oh. Fugaku picks naruto up goes to Minato and Mikoto and quietly tells naruto to fake being upset. He picks up his other fist and punches minato since he was on top he falls face first into mikoto's boobs he yells "OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR hold on" he gropes mikoto's boobs real quick and says "wow there not saggy like I thought they'd be" mikoto pops up minato still on her and says smugly "of course there not saggy who do you think I am kushina I know how to keep my boobs looking good you wanna see" minato nods his head. Mikoto takes off her shirt and bra and stands in front of everyone saying "see there not saggy I may have had 2 kids and breast fed them but my boobs aren't saggy" sasuke is eyes wide naruto smiles silently and laughs in his head he still had to act upset he really wanted to say "damn kaa-san you still got it I see them curves and boobs look at that smooth skin" minato them speaks up and says "I underestimated you mikoto" as he smirks. Mikoto laughs and says "everyone seen me naked once or twice hell people seen my boobs way more so I need to make sure there not saggy may never know when I'll strip for fun just like gray love that guy" minato asks "who's gray is he hot is he available can I tap that" mikoto laughs "no you can't tap him he's tapping natsu" (a/n yes I'm a gratsu fan) minato says "who's natsu and who's gray you never told me who gray is and that's to bad I can't tap gray he's taken" mikoto says "oh my bad gray is a dude that uses ice devil slayer magic and regular ice magic he's in Fairy Tail and natsu is a fire dragon slayer his father is the previous fire dragon king igneel, natsu is also the demon END his older brother is the black wizard zeref and since igneel died natsu is the new fire dragon king he's also a wizard in the Fairy Tail guild gray has a stripping habit" minato smiles "cool" they both said at the same time "I feel a disturbance in the force" and turn there heads to see a naruto crying on fugaku's shoulder they panic "HOLY SHIT WHO DID IT WHO HURT HIM WHO I'LL KILL YOU SPEAK NOW IF NOT I'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU BRUTALLY" naruto looks up with tears in his eyes "it's because you tou-san and kaa-san tried killing eachother I don't want either of you to die if one of you killed the other I'd hate you forever and not name my future kids after you" minato and mikoto turned ghostly pale with cold wind blowing past them. They get on their hands and knees and start begging "please naruto-sama don't hate us please we couldn't live with ourselves if you hated us" he smiles and says "I won't hate you unless you tou-san strip with kaa-san she already took her pants and underwear-" mikoto cries out "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN oh well" naruto continues "and you kaa-san let me sleep with you tonight not the sexual way just cuddling you never let me do that lately" mikoto smiles "sure naru-chan I wouldn't mind that I just haven't let you lately because your always pounding sasuke's ass at night" minato yells out "HEY HOW COME SHE GETS A FUN ONE AND I DON'T" Fugaku stares and says "you enjoy stripping don't say it's not fun if you don't like it why not strip tease then" minato smirks "I only strip tease for you besides I like stripping you down more then stripping myself nee why not we recreate your birthday when you got pregnant with haruki huh doesn't that seem like fun" fugaku glares "no that was a one time thing besides I'm busy" minato looks and says "doing what" fugaku smirks "cuddling with naruto unlike you I don't need to beg he comes to me or I can got to him whenever I want to cuddle now strip" minato purrs "yes sir" naruto leans on fugaku "this is getting a little sexual" minato throws his shirt at mikoto's face "HEY" he throws his pants to kakashi "YEAH TAKE IT OFF MINATO WORK IT" kakashi swings minato's pants around. Minato throws his boxers to madara "FUCK YEAH HOW MUCH FOR A LAP DANCE" Minato smirks and says " $20 for a whole lap dance plus blow job $30 for me stripping on a pole plus lap dance $40 for me stripping on a pole lap dance and blow job $50 for all plus a little dry humping $100 for me sleeping with you I'm a high class bitch and I only top I bottomed before was not my cup of tea I like to tease not get teased $200 and up for all even me sleeping with you also if your into kinky shit like bondage and what not you have the money with you let's go but ask hashirama first I kinda don't want to die I got years if backed up child support I need to pay" madara looks towards hashirama with puppy eyes "please can I get a lap dance" hashirama sternly says "no it's naruto's birthday not now" shisui buts in "why not give us a strip show with mikoto it seems like you did this together before with how you casually groped her boobs and she was ok with it I mean as of right now she's on your back but naked boobs pressing against you and everything" minato turns around and says "well we used to be fuck buddies but that's all in the past hell we also took bath together when we were young fugaku did to hell I think we had a threesome and man mikoto gives some good head but anyways mikoto would you be a dear and strip with me" mikoto smiles and says "why yes my good sir and did you really have to tell them naru is still in the room I didn't want him to know" minato laughs "my bad but it was gonna get out eventually" itachi speaks up "you actually slept with both my mom and dad" minato laughs and says "kid you got some kinky parents your mother is a kinky bitch she was into all the BDSM your mother is a dominatrix your father is a super masochist pour some candle wax on him he'll moan loudly and say give me more I want more daddy you know how you call kakashi daddy well you got that from you father he called me daddy still does till this day your mother likes to be called master you see sasuke that's why you call naruto master because deep down you know your mother likes being called master and since naruto is raised by your mother he does to hell I caught them watching some hardcore BDSM porn naturally I joined in as well now if you'll excuse us we need to put on our costumes" a couple minutes later minato came out as a sexy cop mikoto came out as a sexy nurse. They look at eachother and nod they go to the center of the living room hashirama asked "where are you gonna strip I don't remember installing a strippers pole" mikoto smirks and says "but I do" she steps on a hidden button on the floor the stage rises. Hashirama asked "when did you have the time to do that" mikoto laughs "when your a stay at home mom and you completed all what you need to do and you get bored you install a strippers pole and stage now enough talking boy lets get started"

Time skip (a/n NO STRIPPING FOR YOU)

Madara went broke he was throwing so much cash he even threw his card. Naruto looks to fugaku "kaa-san and tou-chan really went wild huh jiji-chan is broke now along with hashi-ji also itachi kakashi sasuke me and you they were good kaa-san gave me a lap dance so did tou-san they pulled that Magic Mike XXL on us" mikoto comes over with money stuffed in her bra but had no underwear on minato came over with money stuffed in his thong. Mikoto picks up naruto "come on now it's time for bed it's 4 am you can go to him later" she turns to minato and sticks her tongue out then to sasuke and smiles "he's mine tonight you can sleep peacefully today" sasuke gets on his hands and knees bowing his head (a/n forgot the name of position) naruto lets himself be carried off he yawns and lays his head on her shoulder. Mikoto turns her head to fugaku and minato as she shows a zoro smug look. Minato turns to fugaku picks him up and throws him over his shoulder "your ass is mine tonight I've waited so long" he licks his lips. A shadowy figure growls "2 days from now were gonna strike and you won't be ready for it Uchiha Namikaze and Senju you all maybe powerful but you won't expect what's to come" he disappeared into the night. Little did he know a pair of red eyes heard and saw everything "oh well be ready for you karasu your gonna be the one who's not ready" he disappeared into the night awaiting for when he wakes from his slumber. He makes it to his room cuddles up next to his love "where were you haruki" haruki responded "oh nowhere obito I'll tell everyone later"

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DONE HOW WAS IT TERRIBLE RIGHT WELL GOOD TO KNOW

He's hot I still remember his name BYE